The Gamers™ are having a really normal one about Stellar Blade

Yeah, checks out

Le pol face

and see how the teens becoming adults react when shown even the slightest attractive woman. They cry "Coomer" "Gooner" "Porn addict" etc.

Why are you, an adult, carefully observing the reaction of teens, and especially to them being exposed to pictures which make them respond in this way?
I can guarantee you that these teens see an absolute deluge of above-average conventionally attractive women: in ads, in movies and TV, on runways, influencers etc. and they don't respond this way
I can almost guarantee you that this person is posting thinly-veiled softcore porn on the internet somewhere like Facebook, as if it's the bathroom in a mechanic's workshop in the 1980s or it's a music video for a heavy metal band from the same era, and people are so goddamn sick of seeing a constant stream of this shit in their feed from their uncle or sportsball coach that they've given up trying to reason with him in the comments and now they all mock him instead. "Can't even subject unconsenting teenagers to being exposed to softcore porn anymore because of woke!! 😡😡"

Bro you have a veritable Library of Alexandria of porn at your fingertips 24/7 and even that's not good enough for you - you need every game you play absolutely brimming with hypersexualised women and you need to see teenagers telling you that they find this stuff arousing?

You're right in saying that there's something very wrong in the world but it isn't teenagers telling you to use the most miniscule amount of discretion with this shit.

Tbh the kids are alright if they're calling coombrained
s what they are.

I haven't heard a single thing about whether the game is fun or not.

All of the people talking about it who aren't total freaks seem to think its good. Seems like it's a soulslike so I have no interest in playing it.
Independantly told ots pretty good, but im not getting a ps5 just to play it
In Barry Kramer's discord there's been a lot of people saying its quiet fun. And thats a very nonreactionariy discord because Barry's whole friendgroup and spouse (and about half the userbase lol) are all queer.
- ngl I was a little bit hoping that it would suck just so I could watch these cumbrained chuds pretend to smile while eating their plate of shit-slop
  good for the folks who actually wanted to play it as a game then I guess
Reviews have said that it's good, but not fantastic. 8/10 seems to be about the average of review scores.
- That's a good score.

not the vagina bones again

Genuinely don't see anyone giving a shit about this.

The jiggle is comedically bad and the character design is mid. Nier has sex appeal while not having mid character design and literally nobody complained.

The outrage about this is completely and totally invented by the right. Any joking about it from the left is half hearted at best because people genuinely do not care that much at all.

Neir is even somehow hornier dispite that aspect being completely unnessary to anything other then making Yoko Taro hard. (By his own admition.) Calling it the farce to Neir's tragedy would be too much. Its more of a dollar store version. Makes sense that chuds would want to put it on such a pedestal.
- It looks like an OKAYish action title. But yeah I don't really get the design. It's been made into the entire marketing of the game by fake outrage nobody gives a shit about. I like Nier. I like Nier's designs. This on the other hand is so mid.
  I mean... Kojima too I guess? Kojima makes horny af stuff and the only complaint you see is joking about how silly he is about it. And his games are leftist even if the chuds are too media illiterate to realise.
It just looks comically bad. What else is there to say?

It's literally just a piece of lace on a costume that has a lot of her body exposed

They still have the multiple costumes where she's practically naked

What is wrong with these losers

reactionary gamer

Spy X Family username

That'll be one Abe Special, coming right up!

Is spy x family fashy? I've never watched it with subs so i have no idea what the plot is.
- Nah. It's a fairly apolitical spy thriller mixed with a found family sitcom, with emphasis on character development and repeatedly beating the reader over the head with a message of "war bad."
- Not really. At it's core, it's a found family sitcom with action elements. It's cute and fun, but can have a shitty marry and reproduce tone to it (despite being a found family, with, y'know, an adopted child) that anime can kinda do sometimes.
  It has a East/West Berlin spy movie aesthetic, but doesn't really pitch either side as the "good guys." The comic writer is an apolitical lib that just likes the setting.
  That said, shitty right-wingers also like it and are creeps about the characters.

I am signing to urgent Nintendo to bring back the Mario dick jiggle physics

This kind of shit makes me almost unironically believe we should put Gamers™ in labour camps. Holy fucking shit they need go outside.

They should add a costume that's just one giant floating disembodied boob, maybe gamers would finally be happy

g*mers will never be happy, it's not worth trying to appease them
Genital Jousting but it's boobs.
- so, soul calibur 10?
In heliconia, earth sends a mision to observe the heliconians. The earth humans die to the virus that allows heliconians to adapt to the long year so they cant land. Being alone in the space station and having acces to genetic engeneering, after centuries pass, they becomme disembodied genitals.

Art is when animators have a circa 2003 understanding of how to use jiggly bones and the more amateurish and poorly implemented they are the more art it is.

G#mers are the lowest form of chud AND the most dramatic little pissbabies just barely beating twitter zionists due to volume alone

It's always funny to me when g*mers complain about a company (supposedly) changing something to appeal to "woke" customers because it's a tacit admission that the "free market capitalism" they like so much can, in effect, act as a censoring force.

We truly live in the stupidest timeline, don't we?

That second screenshot is no different than nazi screeching about Entartete Kunst but for the 21st century

Anyone who uses the word "dysgenic" is a straight up Nazi.

escapism fantasy

The main goal of the Nazi film policy was to promote escapism, which was designed to distract the population and to keep everybody in good spirits; Goebbels indeed blamed defeat in World War I on the failure to sustain the morale of the people.

Hmmmmmmmm

Goebbels indeed blamed defeat in World War I on the failure to sustain the morale of the people.
Guy's analysis was fucking unparalled, clearly.

give boob in bideo gane i want

I'm signing because treating ADULTS like infants...

Loyd Forger, I have some unfortunate news for you. You are not an adult. You are a dumb little baby.

I'm forever embarrassed to be a part of the human race

Chuds making a change.org petition to get moar booba in vibeo game is very funny.

I'm so tired of hearing about this game make it stop make it stop aaaaaah aaaaaah i don't caaaare i dont caaaaaare every day its stellar piss pissy piss shit korean mmo looking ass booba booobs awooga boobn't boobst boube why is this a thing why why whywhwywhwywhwyw

Bit ide: gooner union

where we cum one we cum all

Anyone willing to pour the tea?

Day one update to videogame makes it infinitesimally less horny and now chuds are mad at woke again.
The changes for the most part are so small that you have to literally be zooming in on boobs to notice.
- you have to literally be zooming in on boobs to notice.
  Weird chuds would never!
- The outfit in question is basically her naked and wrapped in a loose flowing black cloth but now there is lace over her cleavage (added due to developer horniness)
There's a game where the character is a woman with a very stylized sexualized body and outfits that are about as covering as body paint. Dipshit white men have latched on to this as a symbol of artistic freedom or something. One of these many basically nude costume had a small piece of fabric added to the cleavage so now western civilization has fallen. It is exactly as dumb as it sounds.

The game looks OK but it's probably one of those that is 2 or 3 update patches away from being very good, I'd rather wait for those.

And for the gooners who want to goon just fucking mod it or something