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NOT EVERY FUCKING GAME NEEDS TO BE FUCKING BREATH OF THE WILD BE FUCKING ORIGINAL
  • Time and time again the industry will saturate itself with the exact same game 500 times and not learn its lesson. The people who call the shots have no concept of fun

  • Anyone tried out Homeworld 3?

    Reviews are looking a bit dire atm. Honestly Relic was the only company that could make a good RTS and they're gone

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    choose your nintendo console
  • GBA cos i spent most of my childhood playing on one. It had teeth marks in after trying to complete rayman 3 and mario kart

  • choose your nintendo console
  • Mmm pokemon pinball yum

  • No it wont
  • Don't worry the CIA will cook something up

  • Questions about The Simpsons
  • I lived for treehouse of horror episodes

  • "Engineering games": A genre I'm going to try to define and ask for recommendations of
  • Space engineers is fun if you can ignore how incredibly crap it is. With some mods applied it can have some decent engineering challenges. I have a severe love hate relationship with that game

  • Reboot Tomb Raider hit different
  • Yeah I remember just wanting 3 to be over but I very much enjoyed the first two

  • Gears of war trailer lives rent free in my head
  • I remember seeing it on TV and just thinking waow-based but i couldn't get the game cos 18 rated. Then my uncle snuck me a copy and when i played it found it very disappointing

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    Friend said Stav isn't hot [CW: Hot Stav]
  • It really does look like AI gen lol

  • Linkin Park was very important to me
  • Same i dont usually care but the music was my outlet at the time and powered me through many a dark day. Coming back hurts a little I think he deserved a lot better. I mean his music is helping me now i'd probably drink bleach otherwise

  • Reboot Tomb Raider hit different
  • honestly erased that part from my memory but don't forget she is a British aristocrat so its in character

  • Linkin Park was very important to me
  • Pretty much captured it, first time listening in probably a decade. I love coming back to a song and it having the same punch the day I discovered it

  • Linkin Park was very important to me

    It fueled my teen years along with porcupine tree and it was never wrong tbh

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    MTV enjoyers join me in our prayer
  • Depression was cool in the 90s

  • There's no game quite like Kingsfield 4

    All other fromsoft games be damned im a shadow tower abyss and KF 4 fan

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    Reboot Tomb Raider hit different

    A lover of all tomb raider games i think the modern trilogy did better than unfarted did

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    CITRUS!
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    How do I learn how to pick bike locks?
  • Lockpicking lawyer probably has a video on the lock you wanna pick

  • $70 for a game AND free ads at no charge.
  • Good thing all EA has left is sports ball shite so easy enough to avoid.

  • But idea, Resident Evil 5 but...

    It's set in Berkshire and you blast the heads off tweed wearing toffs who's infection by las plagas doesn't change their behaviour at all cos they're already barbarians.

    The final boss is the queens brain in a mech suit and then you nuke Eton.

    All brits to be voiced by Hasan

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    Project Fika for Tarkov is brilliant

    I suck at Tarkov and this mod for SPT-AKI is everything I wanted. Can load in to a raid with a friend using a self hosted server and play together against AI PMCs that for me are quite challenging and pose a massive threat.

    Raids feel alive with constant gunfire between scavs and PMC it honestly feels like the real deal but without the hackers.

    Anyone with Tarkov gathering dust in their libraries I'd suggest giving it a go. I'd imagine its boring for the real Tarkov sweatlords but that's not me

    https://sp-tarkov.com/ https://github.com/project-fika/Fika-Documentation

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    Defacto best justice arcana in Persona

    His back story is he shitted his pants, that's why he's called Brown

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    I hate Apple products.
  • Apple is like a marginal improvement over windows but I still hated using their computers. Thinkpad + linux always and forever

  • Arma reforger coop missions are broken fun

    Bohemia consistently release the most compelling steaming piles of horseshit that needs a quantum computer to run and yet I just keep throwing money at them.

    It would be nice if they released one single functional game though, they're getting better but star citizen might be released by the time they figure out how to make a complete product.

    No one really does military sandbox like arma tho

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    Sony backed down
  • Wonder if steam will list the game for sale again in those countries. Must have gotten a lot of refunds

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  • Known serial murderer Jeremy Albertson vs a gator who can only move in straight lines and is defeated by diagonal movement.

  • Gromping
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    PowerPoint is ontologically evil

    It has no purpose in society other than that one PowerPoint circulated at school with a Sonic game embedded into it

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    Finally got around to playing Binary Domain

    So I'm having a trek through the generations third person cover shooters that i remember not liking much and remembered this game. Went in without much expectation and coming off the back of spec ops the line gameplay I was expecting another clunky poorly aged boring unreal engine 3 game but this surprised me.

    I barely remember anything about it when it came out it kinda just came and went but I wasn't expecting something this good. Hooked from the first level the gameplay is simple yet feels really satisfying and the characters/narrative really carries the experience. Series X backwards compat version really boosts it as well with sharp visuals and smooth framerate. Didn't realise it came from the Yakuza devs

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    Gorb Gorb [they/them] @hexbear.net
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