10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
Impressive response time from the Vatican there.
They have eyes everywhere
She's got a camera in there, and she's posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
Based
I wish I had more space (and money) to support having a vintage furniture habit.
Well worth it for the vintage furniture
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
Iβd say there is no way this is real, but the USians are a weird bunch.
IMO, his fantasies being "doggie style, standing doggie style" is too far. Can't not be a joke.
But I've been wrong about such assessments before
Itβs the ESPN bit that sealed it for me
The gooncage is real
The gooncage canβt hurt you.
This is more like horny quarantine
Are the straights ok?
Highlight from this very thread:
if you want to keep having fun, don't reveal this spoiler.
It's not real. The post is from an account that writes comedy. The fun is now over. I am sorry.
I guess I should've listened.
Oh thank God
yes, honey π
Cuuumping
this is real
Impossible
:fry:
The goon tent is so crusty, it doesnβt need poles.
I have so many questions and yet I'm not sure if I want the answers! π
Why
Because free online porn is too powerful for men to resist.
I mean, good for them figuring something out together. (That tent likely has a weird smell, though.)
This dude gets no sex and his wife only lets him wank once a week for 20 minutes on sundays lmaooooooooooooo
EDIT: Marx_mentat ruined it
people are strange
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