π¦ Charlie Munger dead at 99 π¦
π¦ Charlie Munger dead at 99 π¦

Charlie Munger, dry-witted sidekick to Warren Buffett, dies at 99

Rest in Piss, Chuck!! π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
π¦ Charlie Munger dead at 99 π¦
Charlie Munger, dry-witted sidekick to Warren Buffett, dies at 99
Rest in Piss, Chuck!! π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
I keep telling you people Kissenger is the only one alive today who will live to see global communism
Well don't you feel silly?
You did it! You willed it into existence
REALITY: LATHED
maybe Kissinger's phylactery was Charlie Munger
Hope they put a window on his coffin π
And a funnel!
All long as there's no glass or it hinders its usefulness as a toilet.
The reddit version of this called him "genius investor."
It's 2023 and MFers still think having capital and generating more capital using it, which the entire system is designed to do, is special.
ANOTHER BILLIONAIRE DOWN UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS
Once again. Crabs for old bastards dying of ridiculous old age is not crab worthy.
It's crab worthy if he suffered in his last years. Did he?
His 99. Id say he has 30 years of suffering from old age
Rest in piss
Celebrating someone dying at 99 feels weird. Like this dude won.
It reminds me of this bit from the webcomic Order of the Stick. Sure these bastards croak but only after having enjoyed the fruits of the most brutal imperial machine that has ever existed for most of their lives. Sure the end bit sucks but I'm sure the preceding decades more than made up for even an exceedingly horrible death
Guess he died the villain.
And like all villains, he died completely insulated from the impacts he left on the world.
Satan takes another one
Finally, some good fucking news
in his last will, munger has revealed he has a controlling stake on the funding of 67% of american colleges and demands that they all build windowless mungersoleums in which 5% of america's student body must be buried together with an effigy of munger.
I didn't know it until I read this that in August - UC Santa Barbara rejected his $200 million "gift" to create his idiotic windowless skinner building. It's covered in the last few paragraphs.
nice to know but where is my onion article where UC santa barbara instead decided to lease some of its campus to santa barbara correctionals inc. where the munger hall will be built anwyays