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Rule and Morty
  • "Strike one"

    "Yes can I get my check please? Separate checks."

  • Rule and Morty
  • I used to watch Rick and Morty but it stopped being funny around season four and the fanbase is cringe. Strike 1, 2, and 3

  • Devolver co-founder says large-scale game dev "crushing under its own weight a little bit"
  • Devolver isn't helping they have new shit coming out every week they're the busiest indie publisher out there

    And it started when they went public on the LSX

  • Godzilla Minus One becomes the most pirated movie in the world - Dexerto
  • I went out of my way to see Minus One Minus Color.

  • wawa rule
  • Wawa, QuikTrip, Bucees, these are the good shit

  • Republicans are pulling out all the stops to reverse EV adoption
  • You've been led to believe all of this is a malthusian "die off" that the GOP will make happen one way (ruining the earth to maintain its special privilege) or another (bringing about some kind of holy war). Stop it.

  • Republicans are pulling out all the stops to reverse EV adoption
  • All that we want to do is see to it that we live another 100 years is that so god damn polarizing?!?!

  • Kendrick Rulemar
  • That's like five mistakes in one.

  • rule
  • Accepting any kind of domineering makes you subject to be controlled. Don't accept it.

    Unless you're trying to be a switch. In that case, bigger dick tops.

  • Stack Overflow and OpenAI Partner
  • Hallucinations on demand

  • Video Game Piracy Is Good, Actually
  • Piracy was the only way people could play the greatest video games ever made for a long time: Robotron 2084 and System Shock 2.

  • moved instances again rule
  • Was it running Kbin? Kbin isn't all there on federation.

  • Kendrick Rulemar
  • You're afforded one mistake in your career.

  • Kendrick Rulemar
  • Is it possible to safely torrent without a VPN?
  • I let me VPN lapse a day and my ISP reported 11 takedowns. They warned me (because they don't want to lose a customer). Blocklists aren't good enough anymore.

  • That feeling when even Elon Musk thinks you're insufferable
  • And that's Elon saying this.

  • Sovereign Computing | Start9
  • You lost me the second I saw crypto shit.

  • Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month
  • Shit dude you barely get one nowadays with contractors.

  • politics @lemmy.world kingthrillgore @lemmy.ml
    The Supreme Court majority sounds sold on Trump's Big Lie
    www.salon.com SCOTUS sounds sold on Trump's Big Lie

    The extremist majority on the Supreme Court is acting as rank partisan operators — and threatening our democracy

    SCOTUS sounds sold on Trump's Big Lie

    What is the fucking point of living if everything you believed in can be taken from you by some old white fucks

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    If I have to die, I want to go out like this rule

    defiant to the end

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    As the rule doth declare: If its Boeing, i'm not going.

    Alt text: A recommended article highlighting the latest community speaker at the Edmonds Chamber of Commerce: Rich White of Boeing.

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    Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal
    www.theverge.com Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal

    The “Cyberstuck” defect will be fixed at no additional cost to customers.

    Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal

    So the failing part in question is a cover on the pedal, which is just the worst, god awful, below dollar store quality design and I'm shocked there wasn't any adhesive or better yet, thought on how to have the part fail gracefully or remain stationary w/o adhesive. This is shockingly bad construction.

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    How do I start same-sex dating and romance?

    I've been fighting off writing this for a while now. I even considered making a throwaway for it, but I guess if its too embarrassing I can delete it.

    I've sorta come to accept I'm bi in recent years, and I am wondering how I should go about dating and courtship in regards to dating within my same sex (male). Especially since I find femininity to be a key attraction point. I also haven't dated or had sex in like, three years or more. Its been a while, I kinda stopped caring for myself and focused on work, I am slowly trying to become an interesting person again, get back in shape but its hard. I dunno, man. I'm in my mid-30s and I am trying to figure out what I want out of the world. There's a bit of lust involved. And I definitely need a hug at the very least.

    Furthermore, I live in the Southern part of the US, and the amount of trans hate has me actively wanting out of here (I'm aiming for Colorado) and dating in this part of the Southeast is already difficult as is, in my prior experiences.

    How does one navigate this kind of world after coming out? How do I deal with the stigma especially since in the states, there's a renewed interest in putting people back in the closet?

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    I don't know how much more clearer I have to rule on this. It's the exact same thing.

    alt text: A screenshot of a comment thread by two people. OP comment says "What's the difference between git and GitHub" and the replying comment says "like the difference between porn and pornhub"

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    Its so easy, even a rule could do it!

    alt text:

    a shark tryna eat a seal with the text at the bottom: Remember if you never close the tab you never have to post on 196

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    I wanna try out vtubing

    Not sure if this is the right place, I didn't see a 7CupsOfTea on lemmy. If this is out of scope, let me know and i'll move/delete it.

    For a while i've been doing game development and I have been thinking to both better develop my skillsets and engage with the community, streaming my development on YouTube or Twitch. The problem is, I am not really photogenic (i'm out of shape and working on it) and I don't think people would be interested following just another development streamer.

    Also, I want a female avatar, which makes little sense as someone who identifies as a man (bi at that), which has me really self-conscious and worrying i'll be accused of sexism or egg. I've seen males using female models and don't care anyways. I'd also have to pay for a model or make one in VRoid, and i'm all so green to it. Not that I don't mind!

    So, I dunno. I wish there were some tips for this to help me figure out if this is worth doing.

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    See a lot of these relatable doomer posts are copy pasted (whole rules and and formatting) so it gets a little depressing

    Alt text: Screenshot from YouTube that says the following:

    I am 57. Not only does it feel like "something wicked this way comes" but there is also this feeling that the whole world is holding it's breath. Almost as though we are all waiting for some catalyst or sign or event that puts an end to this feeling of being put on hold. This vague, unexplained unease we feel. Something terrible lurking just out of our field of vision but we all feel it closing in. I cannot count the number of people who have told me they wish that whatever is going to happen would just get on with it. That this waiting for the thing in the darkness is unbearable.

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    What could have ruled

    Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

    Alt text: A cartoon photo of a "Windows" car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an "Apple" car that just has an on/off switch

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    Nokia tells Reddit it might be infringing on Nokia's patents.
    www.theverge.com Nokia tells Reddit it might be infringing on Nokia's patents.

    In an amended SEC filing ahead of its IPO, Reddit warned potential investors that "...on March 18, 2024, Nokia Technologies sent us a letter indicating they believed that Reddit infringes certain of their patents. We will evaluate their claims." Nokia, of course, leaned into, ahem, patent licensing...

    Nokia tells Reddit it might be infringing on Nokia's patents.

    I can't believe I have to defend reddit for once.

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    Now i'm definitely cheering for Rulestein

    alt text: A "xit" from user @ChrpngBrd in which he responds to another "xit" from @BlueBoxDave that says "If Israel falls then America falls. It's that simple." @ChrpngBrd's response is a thumbs up emoji, and two stills from The Simpsons S02E19 "Lisa's Substitute." In which, the first image is Martin Prince putting up a poster saying "A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!" and the second image is Bart Simpson putting up a poster that says "A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!"

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    man shoots evil kid

    I trust the judgement of Agent Cooper

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    KingThrillgore kingthrillgore @lemmy.ml

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