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FourteenEyes [he/him] @hexbear.net

2y ago

(Ignore the mormon temple)

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Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it "The Utah Look." In case you wanted to know why this lady's tits are so big.
- Jed Binrup
  Now that's a fake name
  
  Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?
- Is that like the Innsmouth Look?
- Yea the article is a rather good one considering the publication. You can easily read it as a hardliner BYU Mormon student tut tutting tho. In their spare time she probably tries to figure out if their roommate is sneaking her boyfriend into their shared dorm room. Which is a reportable offense at the school that owns that site.
  
  We could also consider sexist men pressuring women to do things like this to themselves as the source of the epidemic, it's basically a matter of framing.
- Very fucking sad that this is what western beauty standards have brought us to
don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda
don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda
don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda
- Just convert to Mormonology and you too can have gigantulonormous bazingabooberinos
  
  You also have to marry an eldritch horror currently inhabiting and twisting Chris Pine's body.
  
  Context dobonhonkeroos https://youtu.be/sOzBubG8rOo
- Mormonism is better than hrt for breast growth tbh
  
  When you think about it, what is Mormonism if not a religion dedicated to giant boobs?
  
  Mammarnism
- well nothing else has worked
  
  Getting lots of therapy helped me find mine. Seriously, the more emotionally and mentally stable you are, the more attractive you are to girls
- in fact, I'd say that becoming a theocratic nazi is counterintiuative to engaging in coitus
  
  Generally speaking, your odds of fucking go way up if you just hang out with lots of other co-eds and act normal.
  Whether the group you're hanging out with are sports nerds or labor activists or far-right Catholic dogmatists, just socializing regularly and being normal will inevitably mean hanging out with single people you consider attractive. After that, its just a matter of hanging out with those people individually and occasionally flirting to express interest. Lots of other people are just as horny as you are.
men hold up half the tits
- No she's just hiding the Golden Plates
  
  I thought she was just shoplifting watermelons (which would be based to be clear)
Both her tits are literally the size of the baby.
- Is that where they come from?!?
  
  Yes, just like how pee is stored in the balls.
  
  She has twins on the way.
  
  Oh that's a disturbing image to think of
This has got to be my new favorite genre of reactionary memery. They’re trying to do the whole “uphold traditional lifestyles and value” schtick but can’t help telling on themselves that they think it’s going to mean they can fuck women who look like the porn stars they wank to.
- I'm more just into them ping-ponging off other religious propaganda and having to rush in with lame "Uh actually that's not the exact strain of patriarchal religious trope I was going for! I'm not a Mormon! I'm not a Muslim! I'm not an Orthodox Jew! I just like 20 year old white people who fuck, I swear!"
  
  There is something entertaining about them not being motivated enough to photoshop out the temple, or pay an artist to make an original, or stick the parameters into an AI art program to spit out a Catholic or Protestant equivalent.
I don't think people like this understand that there's no real incentive to proselytizing atheism. Start a family with your weird hands and your huge boobed wife, believe whatever you want. I honestly don't give a shit
- i have weird hands, where's my
  
  Its more of a gothic cathedral really. Most of the mormon temples I've seen look like a midwest city capitol building
- I don't think people like this understand that there's no real incentive to proselytizing atheism
  Sure there is, it's a way of combating theocratic law
  
  Maybe. Not a particularly effective one. People don't embrace religious dogma because they think its logically correct, particularly in heavily theocratic societies. They follow it because there are material reasons for them to do so and unless you can change that any edgy, "Wheres your god now!?" shit isn't going to accomplish much
Just imagine the prompt fed to the AI to get this output
- 14 words, big boobs
  
  the difference between today's nazis and the nazis of 30 years ago is the ones today get even less pussy
  
  Huge Honkers
  
  North Korean statue as a 2D illustration but woth white people
- "White Christian couple with baby and woman has gadornkulous bazoombas like some real massive dommy mommy milkerinos a pair of absolutely collosal hoohahyabbos humina humina humina"
- This looks more like one of those old 80s childrens' books that a Mormon publisher would have produced.
Y'all think this is funny? The moment he removes his hand, her spine snaps - it's a medical necessity 😤
- I straight up thought that was her own hand.
  
  you can't tell because the algorithm is, in fact, just mashing together a bunch of pictures of different things
  
  I think it is? It looks like there is a green sleeve on that arm, but this just raises more questions about proportions.
This picture makes my back hurt
- Move to Utah
  Be a chiropractor
  
  chiropractor
- Wont vaccinate incase of tiny microchips.
  Feeds baby silicon laced breastmilk.
What’s particularly funny about posts like these is that it often comes from dudes who are in their 20s or 30s but still single. They don’t have children, girlfriends, or wives but are giving out family advice.
They are also likely incels and despise white women and fetishize Asian women, but again, they’re nowhere near the family stage so it’s just a dude larping as a trad nationalist father figure but is probably barely older than a high school senior
- I mean given the big breasted aryan looking wife pictured I doubt the author has an asian fetish.
Getting a shirt like that must be hard to find
- bicepfeeding
  
  Straight from the cephalic vein.
- i think he's just holding it weird because the AI doesn't know how you're supposed to hold a baby
It's not wholesome without groping
Man was made in God's image and man is pleased by the female form. It follows, therefore, that big ol' titties are pleasing to the Lord. As a Christian man, it is your biblical duty to raise pure, ample-breasted daughters for the Lord to ogle from the heavens above.
- Is this Mormon scripture?
  
  Yes, but it’s Smith’s translation of those fake tablets, so it’s not canon
That's just Nazi propaganda modernised
Matti Koskinen
Martta Koskinen
So, your religion guarantees me a lady with big boobs?
- in the book of Gazongas, Chapter 69, Verse 420
- and a planet
  
  the planet also has big boobs
This guy tells me to ignore the mormon temple, but not the hail that is falling on this Traditional Family^TM. Looks like they're fucked.
- The skies got a real Lisa Frank vibe to it. This picture just gets weirder the more I look at it
Fucking Nazi shit
J U M B O Y U M Y U M S
Death to America
How is he coping a feel at that angle? Is his right elbow two thirds of the way down his arm?
- one of his right elbows is yes
  
  Arms like a harvestman's leg.
  He's got three elbows and a nerve cluster that make it twitch and move if his arm gets cut off.
- welcome to AI generated nazi propaganda.
When you really want to do some 14/88 shit but you're too horny.
- Is the guy supporting them?
- I'm hungry for pomelos
Bleach blonde hair? Not holy smh
Jokes on you I am raising a large communist family
- >be fascist freak
  >raise giant christfash family with 10 children in the dying imperial core country
  >hyperinflation leaves me unable to feed my children
  >my wife dies on her 11th pregnancy because it was against God's will to let her abort the ectopic pregnancy
  >I'm left with 10 children and nobody to watch them while I'm at my daily job at the racism factory
  >they all become radicalized by poverty and develop solidarity through having to raise each other
  >they become hardened marxist leninists
  >I die in an accident at the racism factory
  amazing plan!
That lady has huge
tracts of land
Common protestant L.
MILK TRUK JUS ARRIVE
Guybrush and Elaine convert to lds
Wait a minute, why does that woman look exactly like me but with comically oversized breasts?

Identity theft is not a joke! Neither is severe back pain!
there's 6 moons in the sky and a 7th in his hand. Is he about to summon Shenron?
EDIT: I just ctrl+f'd this thread and realized I'm the only one to bring up the moons, smh
Selling Christian fascism with comically oversized boobs.
I honestly should have seen this coming.

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