Post Your Favorite Biden Quotes
Times have been dumb as hell and decades are happening each day. So let's all look back on Biden for a bit. Cause that guy was hilarious. Remember when his dogs went Maoist insurgent mode on multiple occasions?
'No offense to the Greeks, but she made the best rice pudding.' Is my personal fave.
There's too many to list honestly. Some of my favorites:
"At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
This is honestly one of the better answers a senile 80-year-old could give to that question.
It's genuinely funny so he was almost definitely coached to answer that
At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
"Don't play games with me, kid."
"Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive."
Biden watched the Dune miniseries I see
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"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids"
omg that is insane you won this thread, he literaly hesitated and realized it too.
"poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
woman claps
"shoot I meant asian kids too"
two more people clap
As a YT comment that was funny.
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Ohhh great one!
And, by the way—
Look, we finally beat Medicare.
Biden is an Oracle of Delphi. We were not ready for the Malarkey..
That one was amazing because he absolutely had to win that debate and he totally shit the bed
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing."
🥲
This is by far my favorite because it spawned a meme in my close friend group chat that we still reference today. We will regularly reaffirm our allegiance to The Thing.
Walking off the stage mid sentence is not a quote, but my god is it a Bidenism
"I got hairy legs that-that-that uh turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come into the pool and rub my leg down so that it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I've loved kids jumping on my lap."
https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg (Starting at 6:40ish)
That whole clip is full of bangers.
"I'll never forget what he said, I learned a lot, and I mean - I mean it sincerly. He looked at me and said 'One honkey is just as bad as any other, I'll take whoever you send me'"
This dude has me in tears right now.
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We bring social workers into homes and parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It's not want they don't want to help. They don't — they don't know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the, the — make sure that kids hear words.
Also Biden said this in response to a question about reparations for slavery
He also seemed to imply that underfunded public schools in majority black areas is the fault of the parents and should be solved by social workers going into their homes, telling them how to raise kids, and keeping the record player on at night
I was hoping that was from the 80s.
"The truth and genius and virtue of Strom Thurmond is what I choose and we all choose to remember today."
Nothing will fundamentally change
Ooh Earth Rider, thanks for the great lakes
That's my favourite.
"America can be described in one word (inaudible muttering)." Is another good one.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Afhnfghthatn
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When told by a constituent that he's too old to run for president:
“Look, the reason I’m running is because I’ve been around a long time and I know more than most people know and I can get things done. That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.”
'Listen Fat!' Also came from thar exchange.
I used to wish so badly that someone would have taken him up on that blustering
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"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"
This is the most charitable transcript of the speech and it's still bad lmao
It was posted elsewhere in the thread but here it is
Let me close with I've long said: America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Eysafut-himuhfutifut
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And after all that word rubble, the single thing he can mutter in mind is "possibilities" from his previous campaign
Like it's possible this guy can have a stroke mid speech and no one would be none the wiser
Wait has he died or something
Tomorrow
Oh sick. I'm hyped
Hairy legs
If you wanna be Santa, you've gotta work like an elf -- E1 Biden
If you're the tallest kid in town, you're gonna climb the tallest tree.
Hey, listen, fuck you!
Clap, you bastards
“black kids shouldn’t ride the same bus as normal kids”
he didnt really say that but also he kinda did
Was it this one?
kind of. it was a mishmash of that plus some shit he said in the segregation era lmao
"When President Harris and I" and "let's go Brandon"
HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!
I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES
Huh? What?
Removed by mod
That reminds me of the one I wish were real, "America can be defined in a single word: afututuflalbala"
This one?
That one is real? That was the "in the foothills of afghanistan" clip, was that actually Ai and I got got? But it was years ago...
I want "Presinold Trunt" to be real so bad
He really had a way with words
"I kinda wish sometimes I was cognitively impaired"