If [2024 candidate] wins, they'll be blamed

If [2024 candidate] wins, liberals will smugly gloat about how they never needed Arab American votes

Yeah, honestly, they'll do both of those regardless of who wins

The name of [2024 candidate], 川普 (Chuānpǔ), remoulded into a sarcastic pseudo-Chinese name.

It originated from his campaign slogan "[2024 candidate]" and a humorous opinion amongst netizens that [2024 candidate] is in fact an undercover agent for China to destroy the United States, as his various actions (and inactions) as the US president actually tarnish the image of the US more so than embellish it, and are thereby "making China great".

建國／建国 (jiànguó, “to build/found the nation”) is a given name with patriotic undertones, commonly given to someone born around the Founding of the People's Republic of China (1949), such as [2024 candidate].

Lol that's hilarious

You're right, US media would claim it was propaganda, but if the story were actually allowed to air, people might actually see just one of the many horrors being inflicted.

Oh, darn, the other one's still around. Can we get rid of the Arabic version, make it pro-Palestine, or make fun of the IDF?

It's November, which means the Volcel Police is at its strongest. Arm yourself with this knowledge:

Thanks, installed it and setup a list to change references to the two major party president/VP candidates to [2024 candidate].

Just because my state doesn't allow ballot photos doesn't mean I didn't vote

At 8:10 in the Burgerland version, he says: "I've been moved by some Muslim and Arab voices who've also wrestled hard with this question and arrived at the conclusion that, despite their pain, to vote for Harris" and then spends two minutes on those people before showing an unflattering Trump photo so you stop thinking anything more than that

How did you do that?

Helium, because if you heat the take up, it makes your voice sound funny. This is empirically provable by US liberals.

Nonetheless, in the ensuing chaos, becomes President

I believe the historical reason is that Idaho was the land that the other states didn't want. See for instance, the creation of Montana Territory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana_Territory

It is. The image also contains 初音ミク just to erase all doubt. She's a 17-year-old vocaloid software and still holds concerts to this day.

To be fair, it was supposed to be wild takes. An actually realistic version of 269-269 looks like this:

The transness be with you

I don't even have the words for this. I doubt this will even be covered in US media though, can't let people in start to have even an ounce of sympathy

This is transphobia, swallowing my head

down with cis

I feel like only 1 (not faithless) electoral vote is almost more cruel

Someone should make this and discreetly replace it with the other copy and see how long it takes for anyone to notice