where does this come from? is it literally just wholesale fabrication? what the hell?

"their propaganda masters"

They literally can't comprehend having an ideology that isn't drip fed to them.

still waiting on those sorosbux
- More of a Xibucks guy myself tbh.
It's because that's all they know.
Yeah, they don't want to turn us away from the Republicans. Because famously we all love republicans

Their ideology literally can't comprehend anything more complex than "Team Blue" and "Team Red". If you hate Team Blue, you must be on Team Red even if you claim otherwise.

Well, I'm on team :red-team:. Just not that team red.
The third option is to keep screaming "BoTh SiDeS" at nuanced opinions
That's all of western politics in a depressing nutshell

Yeah if there's one things Hexbears famously love its Russian's anti-LGBT policies. We are constantly saying "its good Russia oppresses gay and trans people" its like our favorite thing.

Imagine being so bloodthirsty that you view "Trump and Biden both represent facets of American imperialism" as a defense of Trump.

The fact that you don’t see orange when you close your eyes and have panic attacks when you shop in the fruit section is evidence that you’re pro-trump, pro-republican, and pro-Putin. It’s that simple.
- I'm a Bidenist-Syndicalist myself I'll have you know
Unsurprisingly, when Trump started blowing up brown people, liberal institutions rallied around him.
Major U.S. media outlets, such as The New York Times, The Washington Post, MSNBC and CNN, were all generally supportive of the administration's decision to use airstrikes against Syria; Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting, a progressive watchdog group, claimed that out of the 47 most-read American newspapers which published editorials about the airstrike, 39 expressed varyingly favorable opinions of it, seven were more ambiguous in tone, and only one (the Houston Chronicle) was explicitly negative.[85][86]
- They're incapable of admitting to themselves that the only thing they actually hate about him is his aesthetic.

Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

Someone should use AI to generate speech from this text.
I tried setting up coqui-ai locally because apparently it can mimic voices well even from short audio clips. But their documentation was very lacking because they probably want you to use their website like a sucker.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge_GWAJAiVM
- we need a POSTER'S UNION to stop this nonsense before our HONEST posting jobs are STOLEN by you CHARLATANS

ah yes, hexbear, who is ~33% trans, is in love with putin and is disingenuous about supporting trans rights

Remember, we’re only trans when it’s convenient. Which is a thing that being trans can be, apparently.
- wish i could conveniently yeet my dysphoria away whenever a liberal thought i wasnt trans
- Our users are that conservative meme about the guy in rags panhandling on the street and then after 5pm he packs up his sign and walks across the street to his porsche and goes back to his penthouse but in this case the rags and porsche and penthouse are uhhhhhhhhh dicks n' balls n' pussy
- Being trans in the abstract is good and virtuous. Being trans in reality is messy and difficult. It's not that you're only trans when it's convenient, it's that you're only trans when you're the specific trans person they made up in their head who totally agrees with them and also happens to think they should be able to say the n word when they're singing Lil Baby songs in the car on their way to their job as the associate director of client relations at some regional insurance company. You're supposed to say things to them like "yass kween" and "slay" and "you're such a Ravenclaw," not anything politically challenging.
smh I didn't even know that I was a robot until these enlightened aryans bestowed the knowledge upon me

It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode

??? So do they think not having Trump derangement syndrome makes our heads explode???

i for one have never heard of trump, enlighten me!
- Trump? Like the Br*tish word for fart?
- I'm not sure who trump is but Top Trumps is a card game released in 1978 and published by Dubreq, and later purchased by Waddingtons in 1982, who continued to publish these until the early 1990s. The card packs from this period are now collectors items as millennials have aged to the point of wanting to find the spark of youth in their lives again through nostalgia. The game quickly became popular with young boys in the early years as a playground game due to its simplicity, the cheap price, and the various themes of card packs. Today it is published by Winning Moves and claims to be the UK's #1 popular card game, with card games themed for adults, including pack themes for Peaky Blinders the Mandalorian, and still continues to theme card packs for Family & Children.

It comes from completely ignoring what other people say because you immediately dismiss them as russian or chinese bots without examining their arguments. If they disagree with me, they are a bot. End of thought.

Aren't they the least bit concerned that Russia and China have turing-complete bots while America's chat gpt will tell you you can melt an egg?
- wdym you can totally melt an egg just microwave it
- Because they don't know what they're talking about, they don't mean bots, they think they're talking about a troll farm or something. They would acknowledge us as real people but just a coordinated team of Ruschinese Iranians on our 9-5 propaganda shifts

Holy shit you said it and now I can't unsee it.
They could at least be actively passive aggressive
Writing sentences like that is the 12th kind of liberalism
they really need to find better ways of talking like they aren't fucking basement dwellers

we famously never talk about trump lmao

Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!
- Mango Mussolini
  I've never heard this before but it's beautiful. It's evocative, it's got alliteration, and to people who don't know that name it sounds like it could be a desert from an ice cream boutique.
- Translation: I love it because it gives me someone to yell at besides my kids
Who the hell is this guy? A Hexbear admin? Seems a bit vain
- One of those is not like the others.
liberals can't handle trump not being the center of evil at every moment
- Deadass they miss him more than us!

100% complete and total fabrication, it has no basis in reality, trump is a fucking dickhead.

He's funny though and libs don't like acknowledging that. His catty, petty behaviour is honestly good entertainment.

They also don't like the fact we acknowledge trump isn't particularly different to any other president, which we hate just as equally. He just doesn't have the correct presidential behaviour for them and that's it really.

These fascists that are willing to just openly lie now have no opposition so you can guess easily how lemmyworld will turn out. Far right are actively working to pipeline its users, the ones that can't be pipelined will just leave as it slowly dawns on them that they're surrounded by nazis.

praising putin is when you point out liberals cheer for nazis

The average Seven Years In Tibet enjoyer
(Someone's gotta explain to me how Brad Pitt could have ever agreed to play a Nazi, let alone a glowingly positive depiction of a Nazi protagonist, in that movie. Shit's been on my mind after the little whoopsie in the Canadian parliament and having just written a comment where I mentioned the Ahnenerbe Organisation.)
- his performance in "Inglorious Basterds" erases that, sweaty. Except that movie was also problematic because they killed Nazis. They should have convinced the Nazis that trump bad and made allies out of them

If you lot are actually all right wing trolls who've been pretending to be communists for the past three years all while creating one of the few websites out there that is friendly to transpeople, you gotta tell me.

Like, give me a clue or something, if the theory I've read based on user recommendations is a bit and you're all reading Atlas Shrugged behind my back instead.

The fact that Trump was the funniest president doesn't mean he was a good president

Bush jr. had it for a while. I lost my shit when he admitted he pirated the beetles songs on the news when he talked about his iPod.
- Yeah, he had some bangers
- please tell me a recording of this is somewhere. I found this but no mention of piracy so must be another clip out there
- Watch this drive
No you see, because we say the Democrats suck shit because they're also right wing, that means we're MAGA Republicans receiving trolling instructions from the GOP because we didn't name Trump specifically.
Why we would support the GOP after making it clear that right wing is an insult is not clear to me. That's for the liberals to know and for you to find out I guess because you know they're never going to effectively articulate how
- Yeah but very few people under 35 have any idea who he is.
- The moment I learned who he is and realized you could climb the ladder that far without knowing how to spell “potato” was a key part of my jokerfication

no clue how they come up with this stuff

BMF-levels of inscrutable, but it's not even funny
- BMF was incoherent in a literal sense, but coherent in a spiritual, poetic sense. This is just boring nonsense made of nothing.
You just make up your enemies position and then strut around like you didn't even have to fight because your made up position is too silly to engage. It's not worth the time of the Adults In The Room™

I just want to sit a goober like this down and ask them to explain in exhaustive detail what they think a tankie is. How are you an adult and this fucking stupid. Do words have meaning.

Tankie means the same thing as traitor to them. It means a westerner who has an uncommon level of sympathy or allegiance to designated western enemies like Russia, China, Cuba, or the DPRK. You're supposed to regard these places as wholly, ontologically evil and in need of invasion immediately.
It doesn't even carry coherent weight beyond that. It always boils down to being an ideological traitor to the west.

Recognizing Russia as a counter weight to U.S. is not 'supporting Putin'.

They are also not acknowledging that the dissolution of the USSR is responsible for Eastern Europe and Russia being so socially reactionary compared to socialist states. Also, don't ask Ukrainians and Poles what they think of LGBTQ+.

Also, Trump is a hilarious clown provided he isn't in the office.

Definitely one of the weirdest things about the current liberal zeitgeist is the whole "gay marriage is non negotioable" NATO supporting shit and hatred for Russia's anti-queer policies.... and the country who's flag they all fly and support unconditionally is... Ukraine??? How in the fuck does that track? Ukraine isn't remotely good on LGBT issues.
- Gay marriage isn't legal in Israel either. Ask them why they support a theocratic dictatorship that persecutes gays in addition to being fascist genociders
- They claim we ignore russia's bigotry because they know they have to ignore Ukraine's bigotry because their propaganda masters (
  ) don't want them to turn on Ukraine. Its allways projection with rightwingers.
- “LGBT rights are non negotiable” NATOids when Turkey taps their shoulder
Ja tam lubię elgiebete :)
O i w drodze na uczelnię na śmietniku było napisane "LGBT jest OK"
Miło rozpocząłem dzień :)
Ale tak, poza tym to jest kurwa chujowo. 💀
- @TranslatorBot@lemmygrad.ml english

People love just making things up about communists, it's wild.

Liberalism is built on cold hard eye-rollingly obvious objective truth. That's why the only way they can stay on top is by lying about their enemies.

It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode. They can't pretend Trump is a communist, but their propaganda masters don't want them to turn against the Republicans, so they're just in this weird space where the only thing they can do is aggressively avoid the topic at all.

Liberals must be pro George Bush since they’re not constantly talking about the former president. And of course this is the result of Putin’s masterminding reality

Wait this is supposed to be a satirical comment not a factual one

Liberals are pro bush now. They have completely rehabilitated him

We're the only ones that would have Trump face the wall. Fuckin libs have spent 8 years and done nothing to him, fucking losers

No, I wouldn't make him face the wall. I'd create a Truman Show White House, tell him he's still President, and then give him increasingly ridiculous scenarios to see what he'd do for the rest of his life.
- I'm sad he's so old and unhealthy that this wouldn't last long because I would watch this obsessively.

Hexbear - Ardent fans of the GOP

I love Trump. He’s the most wet president we’ve ever had. I would draw him with rippling muscles but the ink would slide right off the page.
- 👆 Ben Garrison hexbear account

They can't separate criticism for the escalation of the War in Ukraine as not being supportive of Putin. Lordy.

And at the same time they yell the war only broke and escalate because Putin personally wanted it.

Someone in the comments already did, and of course it's heavily downvoted

I do wonder about these conspiracy theories about what is a very readable and accessible platform. Like, you could verify any of these claims.

Liberal response to Trump Derangement Syndrome accusations is to project it out dumber, less sensical, and more conspiratorial.

I do visually shrink down, lean away, hold up my hands in front of my face, and squint away whenever I see Trump in any sort of visual depiction though until he goes away.

Anyone that disagrees with liberalism can only be a Donald Trump supporter

BlueAnon

This is why they tell them about horseshoe theory

Make them think that the left and the right are the same

it's why they also have trouble with lanes and turn signals
- Fucking Audi drivers the lot of them

Libs have never read political theory in their lives but that doesn't stop them from thinking that they're the next Adam Smith.

- Gambo is literally me
- This makes me miss The West Wing Thing.
Libs always do this shit. From liberals, every accusation is a confession.
They never read theory and so they project that out onto their opponents in a grim parody of universalism. They are so ideologically blinded that they are incapable of grasping the concept that other people have fundamentally different values, beliefs and practices than theirs. It simply does not compute.

They are talking about lemmygrad
- to be fair, libs seem to forget the difference

uphold marxist-leninist-maoist-trumpist thought

Their posts have fuck all to do with communism

radlibs attempting to learn basic historical materialism (difficulty level: impossible)

it's not political discourse its just trolling

If you don't justify the fascist aligned neoliberal state as being "forced" to do imperialism, you're not being serious like these liberals

I used to think this about trainposting. Oh how wrong I was.

A campaign of lies and slander most unscrupulous

I would love for any of these dipshits to be forced to read a response from somebody like comrade Tachanka and then try to say we're uninformed and our posts have nothing to do with communism. They have no pre-programmed defense from posting with that high of a power level

Oh like it's our fault that

is the Falstaff of US Politics.

Hey bot, get back to me when you've developed a totally atomized pseudopolitical neurosis oriented around a purely cultural disgust with Donald Trump in particular.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to sitting down in my house and replying to Brooklyn Dad on twitter nonstop for 12 more hours.

This reminds of the Chapo days when SubredditDrama would say whatever they want about the sub and people would believe it. There were accusations of it being a transphobic hub, Anti-Semitic because criticizing Capitalists somehow meant hating Jews, and that game? Does anybody remember that one user who accused the sub of saying, "Comrade or kill?" Not sure if I have that right.

I think they allegation was that the sub did a "Hot or not" style of thing that was along those lines. I don't really remember to well.

they can't differentiate criticism of liberals from the left from clown shit about liberals from fascists.

it doesn't help that some of y'all adopt republicanisms like "obummer" or "democrat party" when we could instead simply not borrow fascist shibboleths.

There's a damn cheeto in the white house
democrat party
ok boomer
also you must've misheard, around here it's obomber
- What's that fucking Obama riding a drone emoji called?
- you can sound like a rush limbaugh fan if you want but it's probably a bad idea
Obumhole

The only good conservative is a dead conservative..... But that includes your precious Dems too.

Hexbear acts like they don’t know who Trump is, but that’s ok. Mao Zedong was very unkind to property owners like Trump, so that’s ok folks

To make federation work I think the missing ingredient is a few diplomats or ambassadors that can mediate disputes and point out some of the more obvious falsehoods and keep the peace.

It's what happens when you take too many whippets.