My girlfriend is really cool and she is stressing me out

EXCUSE ME SIR REDDIT HERES A LIST OF MY COOL GIRLFRIENDS CRIMES AND THE SPECIFIC DETAILS OF THEM

AND POSSIBLY HER REAL FIRST NAME. THANKS MR.POLICE

yeah she sounds like a bunch of red flags. you should break up with her. it sounds like you're not in a good enough space to break up with her yourself so DM me her number and I'll break the ~~bed~~ news for you

The reddest of flags

Dana must literally think that she can fix him

He must be hot as fuck
- Read the post as a Himbo and the pieces will click.

What a fucking nerd

"those corporations earned the right to throw out that merchandise for nothing!"

"you can't deface public billboards like that, it's ILLEGAL"

You are giving a bad name to nerds by comparing them to this absolute fuckwad

This post is 5 years old, not sure why we are dumpster diving for lib takes on

. It's not like there's any shortage of it on the front page.

It's also most likely fake given it's the only post on the account

yeah, does this post meet rule 8? (genuinely curious)
The comment section seems decent too.
I was expecting more "Ackshually sweaty even though the lies on the abortion billboards directly affect your rights, graffiti is bad :smuglord:" for this to be a dunk tank post
I didn’t know it was 5 years old!

...he's stressed out, so he goes online and DRAWS ATTENTION TO THE ILLEGAL STUFF in a way that would make it easier to profile and arrest her

Does Dana have a

account?

Does she have a sister? 🥺👉👈

BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW

You might get hit with some public service if caught for graffiti, but trespassing abandoned property or dumpster diving generally comes with the consequence of being told to leave if caught, assuming she's white.

Guy's just feeling uncomfortable because under traditional gender role expectations she is 'outmanning' him by a country mile.

YTA and she should leave you for someone that will go graffiti billboards with her.

She sounds cool, but it's okay for him to be a square (just not a "pro-life" square). Goodness knows dating an activist can be a stressor.

She sounds amazing, this dude needs to join in with her activities

Word

Yeah, I remember being a

My buddy would swipe fast food cups from the food court and get "refills" all the time. The speed with which I would jump embarrasses me these days. Doing graffiti and consequently getting arrested truly was a character building exercise.

This does violate rule 8 which is my first time learning about it. I'll do better next time 🥺👉👈

I think an exception must be made for this post

Babe do you want BASED on your tombstone?

this reads like a parody which means it's real

i'm anxiety brained too and telling someone "just don't tell me when you're gonna do it" would NOT calm me; despite being a sniveling dork i would probably just go with her to make sure she's safe

Don't tell me where you do your dangerously hobby, so if you have an accident and don't come home I have no idea where to look for you.

Man finds insanely cool GF and realizes he can't handle someone that awesome.

Ummm how do you find someone like that

your local 'pro-life' billboard during the twilight of a New Moon? You might bump into your future partner in an act of surreptitious serendipity!

How do I find a girlfriend who's that cool?

Punk shows

I mean, I get it, you don't want people you love getting nabbed by the

pigs. This is lame nerd shit, but I've been anxious when my partners are doing cool stuff, and vice versa.

She should break up with him for being so lame

I'd worry for her safety a bit, but the legality? She's not hurting anyone, fucking nerd.

real life stelle

someone tell her to dump this prick and come hang out with us

Probably on here already from the sound of it

I've got 3 partners already but for someone this rad I can make space for one more send her my way

Girls rock

Treating women like moving talking wombs is kinda bad, but I draw the line at graffiti

Also make sure to
extra hard this year to make the fascists go away

What a square 🟥

Dana sounds rad af.

She deserves someone better than a whiny redditor

Dump this loser

The biggest red flag here for me is the part where he talks about the pro-life billboard. I got a lot of "I disagree with her on this, so even though she has backed up her claims with facts and evidence, I'm stubbornly going to refuse to change my mind anyway." Never good to date someone who is stubbornly ignorant.

"I go to super weenie hut Jr's"

She can do so much better.

"I can fix her."

"She can fix me."

Seems harmless enough. There’s room for injury here but that can happen every time you get into a vehicle. Safer than a Boeing right now anyway.

Way back in college, 90s, a graduating class or two ahead of me, there was a Guerrilla Theatre of the Absurd. At a time when Martin Luther King Jr Blvd was forever in the poorest most dangerous part of a city (see: Chris Rock, for more detail), they spearheaded a campaign where they redecorated the city overnight by artfully changing all road signs, including freeway signs, to change the main road downtown to MLK Blvd instead. The freeway signs looked legit, reflective paint and everything. Spearhead of the act “of vandalism”was unofficially slipped cash by the dean of the college as a graduation gift, not reprimanded.

Well done activism isn’t a bad thing. Maybe she’s practicing up. And recycling is usually a good thing.

I’m not seeing anyone getting hurt here, so, whatever. High odds these two break up.

Dana does mildly illegal things, and Prismatickk9 is a major dork

So many dweebs to shove into gym lockers, so little time.