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AcidLeaves [they/them, he/him] @hexbear.net

1y ago

Let's say you're opening a queer bar/club with 2 big bathrooms. What gender filter are you putting on them?

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Actual Bathroom/Drug Use Bathroom
- Sex Bathroom/Drugs Bathroom
- but then if you want to pee and do a rail you have to wait in line twice!
and
I'd put "no men" and "All genders"
Is that insane lmfao
- Honestly not bad
- The actually correct system
I'd label one "Urinals" and another "Toilets"
"Top" and "Bottom".
A question mark on one and an exclamation mark on the other.
- I love this
Label the one with urinals ‘stand up’ and the ones with water closets ‘sit down’
One's a pack of crayons and the other is a silhouette of New Mexico
One's a dog and the other is a capybara
One is Toyota and the other is Mitsubishi
Slice of pizza vs. Slice of pizza with pineapple
the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days
- the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days
  EPIC RAP BATHROOMS OF HISTORY!
Y'xll and Folx
"people with ligma" and "sugondese citizens"
One has a UML diagram for a really weird data structure like persistent B trees or whatever
The other has diagrams from Liturgy's manifesto
"bathroom" and "other bathroom"
no gender filters
Tops and bottoms
Normal and challenge pissing, the challenge room makes piss like 2 meters to try and hit the target like in those clown eater gun carnival games
- HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
PEEPEE
POOPOO
Wash Your Fucking Hands
and
Not Wash Your Fucking Hands
but the Not Wash Your Fucking Hands just takes you outside and locks the door behind you.
I would go by people that drink alcohol and people that don't. Or how they eat their eggs. Or height, one room is comically large and one is very small.
"catgirls" and "puppygirls"
Conservative and communist bathrooms. The conservative one is a regular bathroom. But in the communist bathroom, we all gather around the pissing trough in the center of the room.
- Obviously there are complementary high waters for the squatters.
2 different colored lights cycling through the color spectrum very slowly, and they are max out of sync with the each other.
I'm not.
- All those anarchist coop bookstores and coffee shops say otherwise!
Two versions of this
edit:
or maybe
and
Poop and pee
Suck and Fuck.
Three Seashells and I laugh at you when you don't know what it means.
kiki and bouba and just let people figure it out from there
- bouba
Christmas wreath Vs Halloween pumpkin. Also once you choose one you're not allowed to use the other, just to annoy the Nightmare Before Christmas freaks.
1 hump or 2 hump camel
- SIT
  SIT OR STAND
  the two genders
Night at the Roxbury it. The whole club is a bathroom.
Tumtum & bissu. Everyone else has to find an alleyway to piss in. Provide free paper STP devices
'70s Amtrak 'Headless Arrow' logo, and British Rail 'Double Arrows' logo.
"Gendered" and "Non-Gendered," the second one is just for agender people, the first one is for everyone else
Deez and Nuts
no signs on the door, no stalls, each one has a trough against one wall that empties directly onto the floor of the other
- a white placard between the doors outside identifies it as an instillation art piece
cubicles only: Ass
cubicles and urinals: Ass+
"Pee pee" and "poo poo"
Tomboys and Femboys, and both doors open into the same room
The room contains no toilets or urinals, only Margaret Thatcher's grave
This one club I used to go to often before it closed during covid just had “Who the fuck cares?” written where the gender sign on the bathroom doors would be
Why do you need gender filters? Just have 2 bathrooms.
Sitting
Standing
It can be whatever just make sure there are dividers. For some reason being gender inclusive also apparently means you’re not allowed any privacy at all at least in my area.
A shark in an evening wear gown and a squid wearing peak garish multicoloured slap bracelets on every limb.
You know - for classy bathroom and "outta my way I gotta yarf" bathroom.

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