ProfessorOwl_PhD [any] @ ProfessorOwl_PhD @hexbear.net

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apparently the £30 I paid in 2010 for a copy of windows 7 isn't good enough for Bill anymore, so I need some questions answering before I switch to Linux:

I tried to explain to my parents that the new delivery robots at their supermarket are snitches but they think they're "cute"

become crab

How much do you drag out player deaths?

Clair Obscur is absolutely oozing with retro charm

I'm almost 5 minutes into Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 and I'm finding it really hard

Apparently this asshole-giraffe can't recognise the word "walk" after 3 years but when I give up and start saying "get out of my fucking house" he recognises it after only a couple of weeks

Completely bollocksed up last night's session. Abject fucking failure as a DM.

my sister's friend's husband went to a magic tournament yesterday so I had to explain to my family what magic the gathering is and why "the smell" is a criticism of a card game

Any bikengineers know what I might've done wrong?

I just found an issue with one of our best bits

Broke: Space Marines can't be feeeeeemale because the geneseed chemicals only work on men

I just learned about Pokemon: Infinite Fusion and I hate it

Artists need to stop doing encores in their live shows.

Had to clear some old stuff out of my parents and found my 3DS still working a decade on. Ordered an SD card reader so I can jailbreak it, but it leaves an important question:

Fat Dog - Running

I just met a kid called Jan Six

Raygun meant to do that

As a cyclist, I desperately need the drivers who try to intimidate me to step out of their big white vans.

Marva Whitney - Unwind Yourself