What's a great conspiracy theory about why the bridge collapsed in Baltimore? Share one or make one up.
What's a great conspiracy theory about why the bridge collapsed in Baltimore? Share one or make one up.
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It just so happens that the bridge changed hands last year to what looks like a shell company at a discount
Okay, let's pause there. Why is a major bridge in the hands of a private owner?
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The private sector owns the vast majority of the Nation’s critical infrastructure and key resources—roughly 85 percent. However, the government historically has funded the construction and maintenance of certain infrastructure sectors (e.g. transportation and water infrastructure).
Over a third of the Nation’s dams are fifty years old, a number that will increase to nearly 70 percent in ten years. In addition, bridges are generally designed to last 50 years, and the average bridge in the United States is 43 years old
paper written in 2011
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That sounds more plausible to me than conspiracy-y.
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The Houthis had commandeered the boat.
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Ansarallah have really ramped up their capabilities
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Buttigieg did it to up his profile. He'll be at the wreckage site in a hardhat with look of revolve and he'll opine "Well, let me say this. It's not a sizzling, glamorous issue, but the shape of our infrastructure is the issue that affects every other issue."
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If we can light up a bridge, we can
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There was never a bridge there to begin with. Baltimore is just making all this up to get attention.
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I saw this at a comment at a different site...
- North Korean hackers, with the aid of the DNC, made the ship lose power because Agenda 21 Year Zero NWO the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
- Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.
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russians gave the
bridgeship havana syndrome-
Holy shit. Haha.
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I'm pretty sure every weapon is "directed energy"
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The ghost of Frank Sobotka tore down the bridge he was murdered under.
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The Ghost of Frank Sobotka should be a song or even better - a miniseries.
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Footage was doctored, the boat never existed. The bridge just did that on its own, because of Woke.
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because of Woke
That's the perfect three word explanation for anything right-wingers don't like or that is a bad situation.
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Still a timeless conspiracy theory that has not been debunked
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boat fuel doesn't melt steel beams
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It was an inside job at the behest of Biden and Big Rail. They're trying to replace all road bridges with rail bridges at all costs
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Considering the high number of West Virginians who moved here after the coal mines shut down, yeah that checks out.
Mothman got a rowhome in Hampden Hon.
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anti-bridge protest by pro-ferry forces
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The orca attacks are back
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The person riding a bicycle to power the ship got eepy and that's why the power went out
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Gladio Terror Organization testing out direct infrastructure attack tactics because destroying Baltimore infrastructure likely to be statistically invisible to forensic analysis.
kinda like you try out a new weapon or explosive on an old abandoned car in the woods.
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RUSSIA! -
This was a Turkish attack meant to weaken the Baltimore Greek community!
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George bush did it for the insurance money
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Maryland isn't racist enough, and that made God sad so therefore bad things happened.
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Conspiracy to advance US interests: It was a cyber attack by state actors that led to the ship malfunction.
Conspiracy to blame Captain of the Port as a scapegoat so US won't admit fault: Captain of the Port didn't mandate use of harbor tugs for moving past the bridge (it should be a regulation, that its not is ridiculous).
Conspiracy theory to advance private economic interests: Like 9-11, it's better to take out skyscrapers and critical infrastructure using accidents so the public bears the costs rather than the owners.
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fucking ziggy, man
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When didn't he do dumb shit?
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The power outage on the ship was caused by Stuxnet remnants
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due to neglect, a light breeze could have done that. instead, it was done by a WOKE cargo ship flying a SINGAPOREAN flag. and as we all know from our favorite senator Tom Cotton, that's just a different kind of chinese. joe brandon is doing a CHINESE CCP false flag operation!
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The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering... idk something.
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It's those dang communists!
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CIA made it look like ìSingapore did it deliberately but made it seem like an accident for the whole banning tiktok thing,
Palestinian sympathizer took the Houtus message to hesrt and
America's 9th largest port. -
This is not a conspiracy theory but don't tell the OP, please.
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A new children's song just dropped.
Here a woke
There a woke
Everywhere a woke-woke
Francis Scott Key Bridge it broke, B-A-L-T-Mo -
Everyone has an off day at work
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i did it, i farded and the bridge go down
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No I’m Fartacus
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the irish new world order did it
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Did anyone say lazers yet? I choose lazers did it.
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I didn't see anybody use lasers. You are the first.
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they were UV lasers so you couldnt see them
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putin wanted to attack the baltics but he's old and his eyesight is not so good, so he got baltimore instead...
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it was @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net
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I'm no expert but big if true plus fedposting.
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basically fedjacketing, we all know it's an inside job because container ships can't melt steel beams.
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China did it.
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Some billy goats and a troll got into a fight
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Key Bridge, Ballmer's pride,
CIA plot, a wild ride,
Collapse, hon, they lied.
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Apperently some guy who goes by the name “DEI” did it?
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DEI vult
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Jews?
Just hand it to Tim Pool or Tucker Carlson and they'll know what to do.
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This is clearly the work Chinese gene-splicing scientists and their terrorist test subject that gained the power to manipulate magnetism
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cover for testing a new wonder weapon that makes steel all floppy
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Elon Musk was testing his new driverless ship technology
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It was a terror cell funded, armed, and trained by the CCP.
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The bridge was intentionally brought down to distract people from the arrest of Diddy.
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He was just trying to dock the boat, but missed
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American pickups finally got too heavy
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Biden wants to destroy Buttigieg’s chance at presidency. Saw that coming since the Norfolk Southern railway incident.
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Cthulhu
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Jeremy let the password to the server get out and a griefer came in and filled it with TNT, then redstoned it to a pressure plate in the water.
Confirmed because they left a note in the chest where I keep all my diamonds after they took them all
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Stavros tried to drive over the bridge
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Inspired by the tankies on the ml instance:
"The CIA caused the ship to lose power and hit the bridge. They had purposely weakened the bridge ahead of time. All this was done to stop a whistleblower from driving the evidence to safety that shows that Biden not only is 100% in favor of and supplying EVERYTHING to genocide the Palestinians but that he actually paid to put messages on bombs the IDF dropped on hospitals. BIDEN IZ WURSE THAN TRUMP!! DONT VOAT BLEW! BOTH SIDES BAAAD.
Mom...is my DoorDash here yet? Oh crap, my speech to text is still on. Siri, turn off speech"
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Right wingers keep doing this thing where they try to make a joke, but then get mad in the middle of it and forget to be funny -
Gosh, these “tankies” sure sound crazy, LOL. I mean, the CIA killing a whistleblower? Yeah right, what’s next? Organizing a coup against an anti-imperialist leader? And poor Biden, it must be so hard for him, you can’t expect an octogenarian to just change his ways like that, you know how hard it is to fuel a genocide with all these mean protesters oppressing him? Trump is literally Voldemort, and we’ll be Dumbledore’s Army marching to the ballot.
Great DoorDash joke BTW, all these tankies do is eat hot chip and lie.
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i am literally a member of a trotskyist party rn and "tankie" is still a Manchurian Agent "kill this man" trigger word for me
good username but you should probably develop your political views beyond Balzac's
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An Italian-American bridge thought it could fight an Irish-American ship. It's just normal Boston stuff.
Excellent point.