Critical support

This being an objectively funny crime renders his sentence null and void in the hearts of the masses o7

We the jury find the defendant not guilty by reason of it was really funny

Ngl I like 90% believe that should be a real option
- Thanks to jury nullification it technically is an option but the ruling class doesn't want anyone knowing about that one

Mr. Governor, a second Chevy Equinox, this one playing "November Rain," has hit the Independence Township Police Department.

Why am I never put on a jury.

There’s no way in hell I’m convicting this man
- Jury nullification is cool and good actually

Un-critical support; that's so fuckin based

He's getting life for this, when the cop that shot another cop to death in a library is only getting 2 years probation.
- Of course the pig's skating... We've always known the badge gives the manifestly unfit privilege beyond anything they deserve.
- shooting a cop to death shouldn't be punished at all, even if it's done by another cop
  
  Death to America

no more half measures walter

This never could have happened in a 15 minute city where no one is allowed to own a car.

I like how the article specifies the artist of Welcome to the Jungle, as if it needed clarification

Would have been funnier if it was the Richard Cheese version of Welcome to the Jungle

nature is healing

I mean, i'm not sure I have criticism here

Hargreaves is also facing several charges stemming from the crash into the Liberty Township home, including burglary, harassment, aggravated assault, criminal mischief and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/driver-arrested-suv-plows-home-new-jersey-police/story?id=103636229
- criminal mischief
  
  😈
- ah

free my guy

intentionally

allegedly intentional

The only acceptable use of vehicles way too large for practical everyday use

"I'll be back."

"It was an accident"

incredibly new jersey thing to do and he did "have fun and games", they're going to crucify him anyway, so he needed at least one officer-down

dudes rock

party-rocking

the most whoms't among us among us (amogus)

Critical support to cars in their war against the pigs

"Cars this big serve no function and are ba-"

Your move

Dudes rock

marx-guns-blazing

I'm going to be a contrarian here and say he deserves those terrorism charges for playing that shit ass song

He was just trying to mix and match between Terminator and Terminator 2.

I want to be him when I grow up

isn't axl rose a chud

We got fun and games

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "What we saw was a sight to behold. A beat up police carriage, containing you. Right there on the beach. You revved the engine and screamed at the top of your lungs..."

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "'THE TIME HATH COME.'"

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "So, naturally, being the curious cat I am, I asked what time hath come, to which you replied..."

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "THE TIME HATH COME FOR TEQUILA SUNSET. THE END OF ALL THINGS."

In the jungle, welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees

Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed

what did Axl Rose mean by these song lyrics?

From Genius:

"Guns N' Roses introduces itself with a hard-hitting ode to a wild place that can tear anyone apart. No wonder it’s their usual setlist opener (except in the Chinese Democracy tour, where the eponymous song did the honors) and a mainstay of many sports events.

According to an interview published by Hit Parader in March 1988:

Axl wrote the words while visiting his long-time friend Tori in Kingston, Washington, a town outside of Seattle. It’s a big city, but at the same time, it’s still a small city compared to Los Angeles and the things that you’re gonna learn. It seemed a lot more rural up there. Axl just wrote how it looked to him. If someone comes to town and they want to find something, they can find whatever they want.

There has been said that Axl and a friend heard the exact same phrase that is used in the song from the lips of a homeless man, as soon as they climbed down from a bus, just after arriving in New York:

You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, babe You’re gonna die!"

Basically he is deriding the commodification of human activity and warning against the dehumanization and alienation that is caused by the habits of consumerism driven by capitalism.