Dilbert man about to get iced by the deep state

It's rumored that the neurosurgery Scott Adams had in 2008 changed his personality.

Adams underwent an experimental surgery that involved cutting nerves that lead from the brain to the vocal cords and building a new path using nerves from elsewhere in the neck.

Congratulations to the surgeons for the first successful dog to human brain transplant
- This comic, except he took Dogbert's brain.
- Around the same time, Adams said, he was making up to $1 million annually from public speaking, charging up to $100,000 per speech, until in 2005 he suddenly lost the ability to talk with other people. The mysterious condition is known as voice dystonia. While Adams could still speak normally to himself and to his cat, and he could even sing and recite memorized poems, he could no longer have conversations. “I think that’s what led to the end of my marriage,” he told me. “Losing the ability to speak made me feel like a ghost. It was incredibly lonely.” The inexplicable condition, which doctors attributed to a possible mental condition, persisted for three years. Then Adams underwent an experimental surgery that involved cutting nerves that lead from the brain to the vocal cords and building a new path using nerves from elsewhere in the neck. A few months later, his voice returned.
- It was done to make him able to speak again.

publicly announcing that your aren't planning to kill yourself is such a hilarious way to feel tough and important online

Unless you're John McAfee, in which case you announce it immediately before offing yourself just to fuck with people
- Is he dead? Last I heard about him he was doing naval combat on his yacht.
  If hes dead then i have a new bit idea. Dig up McAfee's corpse and turn it into a skin suit. Then, while wearing it, go on a massive social media rampage so people think he's still alive.

The funniest thing about this phrase is that 99% of the people saying it are so privileged and nonthreatening to the system that no one would even assassinate them even if it was free and 100% undetectable. Just a bunch of main characters.

Most likely outcome: ~~he's stockpiling weapons~~ He thinks insulting liberals on social media is gonna cause them to Gestapo him
He went off the deep end after Xi murdered his son
It's either tax fraud or paranoid schizophrenia.

🇧🇷 🇧🇷 COME TO BRASIL 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

What are the chances this dude got a death threat in a twitter DM and now thinks the government is out to get him

Someone probably sent him the Navy Seal copypasta

His ideas are completely inline with the state. Wtf could he have possibly done?

He is the kind of person that has extreme delusions of grandeur, I doubt there is anything to this at all. Right wingers love to think they're subversive.
- #hunted #oneandonly #mostdangerouslygame #Gods~~~_chosein~~~warrior
Since it's Scott Adams I would bet something pedophilic.

He's just having an episode

I'm guessing he might be doing what John McAfee did

From your lips to god's ear
Nsfl but
- Possibly, but I was referring to (cw self-harm)
What did he do? I didn’t follow him that much
- CW: Suicide ::: spoiler spoiler McAfee killed himself to avoid prison, but before doing so he claimed people were out to get him so he could make his death mysterious instead of sad. :::
- John McAfee went to Belize, took over a town with his private army, and also fucked a whale i think.
- He un-lived himself to keep from having to make good on a bet where he was going to have to eat his own penis if he lost.
- He did a whole bunch of pyrovalerones, mostly a-pvp and mdpv iirc. A rather cursed class of drugs known for blending the worst aspects of meth and crack, causing extreme hypersexuality and paranoia, and smelling like cum

what a goober

I can't give you details, but this is a good time to tell you that instead of a brain there's just an extra butthole where the brain usually goes

He wouldn't get asylum, as he lacks the threat to his body. Being so rich that you can move to pretty much any country and live there forever isn't asylum.