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HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

8mo ago

The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more.

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So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there
- It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty
  
  This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.
  
  I disagree, cold mcdonalds fries and nuggies are the best
- They have airport McDonald's
RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull
RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp
- he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol'
  get fed
E. coli JDPON please do something funny
- Do I get access to cutlery?
  
  Or a suicide vest?
- I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least
This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.
- I don't have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn
  The way they're staring
They all look like they're dying from different diseases
- He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.
  
  Is this a bit?
  
  He just wants to make America consume worms again. He wants to ban non-worms from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking worm-eating seriously.
- I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream
  
  Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away
is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather
I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising
I hope they all get E. coli.
Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence
- See they're common people, like us
: There is a deafening silence here.
: Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?
: It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.
: You should run.
extra cursed nightmare blunt rotation
The Republic of McDonalds
- I'm not convinced rfkjr has any money
  
  That's RKFJR? why is his skin uh???
- In his defense, those are the fanciest shoes I've ever seen a worm wear.
Nightmare blunt rotation
Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know
Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.
It's incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison
How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment
Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex
- the trumps have the best smile!
- It's because he is, fundamentally, a creep.
Mayo Airlines
The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the ~~design of the McDonnell Douglas DC-8~~ eating for McDonald's on private jet planes.
I'm pretty sure this is a hostage situation
yay macdonnals!
do I see a fish delight?
This is their version of the shawarma scene
It's like a Voltron of shitty people
Allah please I am begging you
- ...?

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