"Drinks an entire pint of boiled Gatorade every day for "activated electrolytes" when questioned about why he was wearing a full WWI German officer uniform at a Tyler the Creator press interview he stumbled into uninvited"
He said that [...] he witnessed a woman in a van fatally strike the bear [...] he scooped up the dead bear and put it in his own van, planning to later skin it and eat it.
anyone have RFK Jr recounting accessory vehicular ursicide to Roseanne on their bingo card?
"I went out of my way to collect roadkill with the intention of consuming it, but later decided to illegally dump it instead" is among the tamer sentences that's come out of his mouth.
RFK Jr's brain is less intact that JFK's at this stage
I wondered "how the hell does a rich old white guy in modern day America get literal brainworms" when that story dropped, but now I can see how in his case
RFK also 'told a story to journalists about being ambushed in a bow-and-arrow attack by Indigenous people during a 1974 whitewater rafting trip in Peru' (never happened)
his literal origin story gives brainworm a run for its money.
he graduated law school, waltzes into a sweetheart gig in the Manhattan DAs office, flunks the bar exam, has to leave the DAs office and then winds up arrested in Rapid City, South Dakota busted with a felony quantity of cocaine. the geography alone blows my mind.
and he walks with public service, to be completed back home.
Ok listen, this might seem bad, but if you had as much heroin in your system and as many worms wiggling around your brain as I did at the time, you would have found the bear dumping hilarious too.
Indeed, the bear cub caused quite a stir when it was found in the park in 2014, as reported in The New York Times in an article coincidentally written by Tatiana Schlossberg, a reporter for The Times at that time, and the daughter of Mr. Kennedy’s first cousin Caroline Kennedy.
5th generation failsons who no longer have the wherewithal to hold the empire together anymore because they're too busy lobotomizing or trying to fuck their daughters.