Elon Musk Accepts Challenge to Fight Nicholas Maduro

Just arrest his ass as soon as he touches Venezuelan soil

knock him out, lock him up for crimes against humanity
God dude that would be so fucking glorious. Titty head going to Venezuela thinking he’s getting into an octogon like some dumbfuck only to get aressted with no extradition
We will arrest whoever we want! Deal with it.
Better yet give someone a doohickey

Please kill him in the ring Señor Presidente

If only. Musk will cancel just like the zuck fight he wanted to do

if Musk loses he should have to sign over all his assets to Venezuela
- Maduro beating the shit out of Elon and taking all his money would be hilarious
- I don't think VZLA needs all that debt-ridden and useless stock.
that's even more ridiculous!
"If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars"
He will step down as dictator but retain his office as president

This is too cool to ever happen

for real, countdown until
"gets covid" or whatever excuse
Last time he pussed out because Zuck was going to rock his weird fat torso. If I remember correctly, his actual mommy got involved to try and save face for him 😂🤣😭

I tend to give a degree of critical support to Maduro, but him taking out Elon Musk would literally make him the best president of this century.

this is how western liberals temporarily become chavistas

nah, it’ll be “i don’t like melon, but you have to support 99% hitler”
shit
- Supporting 99% Hitler against 0% Hitler.
- "I don't support petty dictators with fragile egos who violently put down any criticism or opposition"
  So you support Maduro?

there is a 100% chance that Maduro has been in a fist fight before

Wasn't he a bus driver? I'm sure he had to deal with some unruly shit

he will never follow through with it but has to act tough for his white supremacist audience

Yeah, he never fought Zuckerberg. Dude will just keep doing the "Fight me, Bro!" routine for the rest of his days.
- "hold me back!"

Maduro would roll him up into a donut hole and dunk him in his coffee

I'm 100% sure this doesn't happen, but if there's one world leader over the age of 50 I wouldn't want to get into a fistfight with, it's Maduro. The dude is 6'3" and looks like the kind of guy who throws absolute sledgehammers.

Elon is about 6'2" though I think.
What it comes down to is:
bus driver labor union leader (in a continent where union leaders often meet grisly fates), involved with militant leftist groups, who also at one point worked as a bodyguard to a presidential candidate
versus... a billionaire mall ninja
Not only that, but in my experience latam bus drivers are some hard-ass motherfuckers with zero chill. It's pretty much a requirement of the job. Chuds and liberals like to clown on Maduro for having worked as a bus driver, but he's the kind of person i'd last want to fighy.

We need to create a bot army to try to convince Elon that it'll be so epic if he does it in Venezuela so Maduro can kill that man and get away with it

countdown until his mom makes an excuse for him

do it Maduro make the people happy

Maduro is a big boy. That footage of him talking to Macron looks like a teacher softly disciplining their student. He could probably one-hit kill Musk.

don't kink shame Macron

Excited to see Maduro pull up to the ring with a folding steel chair and deliver an earth-shattering slam dunk on Elon Musket with an accompanying

I want Maduro to give Musk the Oberyn Martell treatment

Oh God please please let musk actually go through with this and get his ass handed to him by

lol, why does the Muskrat keep challenging people into fights? Does he genuinely think he's a tough guy?

At least the outcome here isn't as obvious as Putin, who would've destroyed Musk despite being about 20 years older. Maduro would still win, though.

He knows it won’t happen.

I will become a demsoc or whatever Maduro calls himself these days if he beats Musk to death.

Little does Elon know that Maduro's Loyal Retainer Seagall is ready to take his place in the duel. We'll see if apartheid has anything on aikido.

Weird Musk

Please I need this

Musk accepted, but apparently doesn’t think this fight will happen.
“He will chicken out,” the Tesla CEO tweeted.

Says the fucking guy who chickened out of a fight with Mark Zuckerburg.