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Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets

Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars | CNN Business

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

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Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets

www.cnn.com /2024/06/06/media/alex-jones-assets-sandy-hook/index.html

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1y ago

Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars

www.cnn.com /2024/06/06/media/alex-jones-assets-sandy-hook/index.html

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1y ago

Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars

www.cnn.com /2024/06/06/media/alex-jones-assets-sandy-hook/index.html

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Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?
- Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
  
  We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
  
  Oh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing
  There's lots of woodchippers out there
  Or we could just get a really big blender
  
  this dude is definitely made mostly of prions
  
  Nah I don't want brain force in my beans
  
  ~~Soylent Green is people!~~
  Soybean Green is Alex Jones!
1.5 billion in damages lmao gonna have to hand it to the judge on this one

Though I wonder how much cash the families will see
- Yeah that’s the kind of damages where it’s not even a real number it’s just “every drop of value you produce for the rest of your life”
- Oh shit, I read this as "million"
Proletarization, get owned
- "Listen Kid, I used to wage war with dark forced way more powerful than you, demonic hell beasts in walking flesh bags, literal baby eaters, 5th dimensional subatomic angels seeking to reap the Apocalypse, I..."
  "Alex, I just need you to show up on time so we can get these McChickens prepped! Show up late again, and I'm going to have to fire you! And for fucks sake put a shirt on!"
- itll be like edp445 trying to find work
Dude cried the other day about having to sell his ranch.
Whether or not they were crocodile tears are irrelevant, I want to see this pig squirm.
Infowars.gov when
Ahaha most deserved L
boy it'd be an awful shame if he were to slip into a downward spiral
- He's been on one for a looooooooooong time, comrade.
Get fuck'd, kulak!
who's gonna buy? wrong answers only (or right answers if you want idc)
- If I was anywhere nearby, I would definitely attend some auctions for the camera gear.
Get fucked bozo.
Good lol, hope he dies too
they're liquidating our asses to turn the frogs gay!!
You really love to see it.
If he had pursued a voice acting career instead he would have been quite liked, man's got a great voice.
But no, he became a massive piece of shit instead. One must not forget the gigantic damage he single handedly caused to the victims of Sandy Hook and their families. For that thing alone he deserves to be executed, there's no salvation from that.
he's just going to start a podcast and make the same amount of money with less overhead lol
- He already tried that like 3 months ago actually.
  
  lol uh oh

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