Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets
Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets
Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Thursday moved to liquidate his personal assets, agreeing to demands from the families of Sandy Hook victims whom he owes more than $1.5 billion in damages over his lies about the 2012 school massacre.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?
Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
this dude is definitely made mostly of prions
Nah I don't want brain force in my beans
Soylent Green is people!Soybean Green is Alex Jones!
1.5 billion in damages lmao gonna have to hand it to the judge on this one
Though I wonder how much cash the families will see
Yeah that’s the kind of damages where it’s not even a real number it’s just “every drop of value you produce for the rest of your life”
Oh shit, I read this as "million"
Proletarization, get owned
"Listen Kid, I used to wage war with dark forced way more powerful than you, demonic hell beasts in walking flesh bags, literal baby eaters, 5th dimensional subatomic angels seeking to reap the Apocalypse, I..."
"Alex, I just need you to show up on time so we can get these McChickens prepped! Show up late again, and I'm going to have to fire you! And for fucks sake put a shirt on!"itll be like edp445 trying to find work
Dude cried the other day about having to sell his ranch.
Whether or not they were crocodile tears are irrelevant, I want to see this pig squirm.
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Infowars.gov when
Ahaha most deserved L
boy it'd be an awful shame if he were to slip into a downward spiralHe's been on one for a looooooooooong time, comrade.
Get fuck'd, kulak!
who's gonna buy? wrong answers only (or right answers if you want idc)
If I was anywhere nearby, I would definitely attend some auctions for the camera gear.
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Get fucked bozo.
Good lol, hope he dies too
they're liquidating our asses to turn the frogs gay!!
You really love to see it.
If he had pursued a voice acting career instead he would have been quite liked, man's got a great voice.
But no, he became a massive piece of shit instead. One must not forget the gigantic damage he single handedly caused to the victims of Sandy Hook and their families. For that thing alone he deserves to be executed, there's no salvation from that.
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he's just going to start a podcast and make the same amount of money with less overhead lol
He already tried that like 3 months ago actually.
lol uh oh
