Biden: Hamas. Hamas could end this tomorrow. Hamas could say (unintelligible) and done period. You may not like it, but this is what peak statesmanship looks like.
Read the Full Transcript of Joe Biden's Interview With TIME
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God the debates are going to rock
We are entering a golden era of political memes
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What if Hamas quoted the tweet and said (Unintelligible) at him.
Hamas could say (unintelligible)
He did the south park style racist gibberish
I hope they both get so mad they just start saying incoherent things. We'll have to get the entire debate the next day when their handlers correct the mistakes.
If this interview is actually his understanding of what's happening in ukraine right now it explains a lot. He must just be surrounded by sycophants
Having at least moderate age appropriate cognitive decline in a person who has had several strokes is a factor as well
Suggesting that an octogenarian who has suffered several strokes may be experiencing age related cognitive issues? Sounds like RUZZIA BOT SPAM to me
Biden not being able to string together a single coherent sentence is just a stutter and this is ableist, actually.
Seriously, on October 7th my support for Hamas was critical but over the months following that support has turned into uncritical support
You don't understand. They could (unintelligible) and done period. Cut the malarky and think about it, bozo. I'll beat you in push-ups.
Dude's brain is swiss cheese. I keep noticing all these turns where he loses his thought and has to correct himself over and over and doesn't remember things like the warsaw pact.
Edit: who the fuck is letting him speak to the press, omg lmao
They need to get him more drugs for real
But has he crossed your red line?
Biden: I'm not going to respond to that because I'm about to make a…anyway.
I want to switch to Israel. But on that last point, is there a danger that NATO is on a slippery slope to war with Ukraine—with Russia, as things stand?
Biden: No, we're on a slippery slope for war if we don't do something about Ukraine. It’s just not gonna…anyway…
Four More Years
Brother I thought this Was the second term, the bidenreich is neverending
It is the second term
Love to be in a country where the ghouls running it are more likely to die in office of natural causes than they are to face any sort of meaningful consequences for the horrors they have wrought upon the world.
I will still piss on their graves
As you should
Biden: Yes, we're planning even more. We are, we are the world power. And what I inherited, as a consequence of the mistake that we made in Afghanistan is a—was not a loss in Afghanistan, excuse my cold.
Hamas could say (unintelligible) and done period.
The magic word is "please"?
I also love this bit bragging how Europe spends more money on fighting Russia than US
And in the meantime, what happened was, we were able to—and by the way, we spent a lot of money in Ukraine, but Europe has spent more money than the United States has, collectively. Europe has spent more money than the United States has, collectively Europe has spent more money in taking on Russia.
is that even true? if it's not that makes this funnier
Maybe he's factoring in all the money Germany lost as the war tanked its industrial sector.
It's pretty clear that it's not given that Israel has rejected US proposed ceasefire deal.
lmao, that reads like a straight Trump exerpt, except he'd maybe add something about how it was good for the US because they were not spending as much money
Democracy is when you have a choice between 2 racist old pricks that are unable to finish a fucking sentence.
Biden: I can do it better than anybody you know. You’re looking at me, I can take you too.
And guess what they're, you know, they're, they’re…what they call it? Going around the world? The Belt and Road initiative? It's become a nuisance graveyard initiative. I'm serious. Think about it. I've been saying this for three years, and you guys write, “No, China’s on the right—China’s gonna break through.” Where are they, where are they breaking through? And look what's happening in Africa.
Jealous?
You’re looking at me, I can take you too.
Lmao dumbass forgets that his multiple initiatives have gone nowhere across four continents.
For example, you may recall a resolution I introduced at the G20 that no one thought would go anywhere and it passed by providing for a railroad and oil line, uh, oil, excuse me, I misspoke. Railroad lines and transportation, all the way from Riyadh—to Saudi Arabia, to Jordan, to Israel, all through Europe and continuing.
"I don't know why you wouldnt write about that, the Russian army had been decimated."
Shut the fuck up old man.
People talk about how republicans insist on being treated with kids gloves, imagine trying to criticize the press for UNDERreporting how poorly russia was doing.
Were having a nationwide identity crisis as libs and chuds try to figure out why people are talking about ukraine losing after 2 straight years of saying it's a totally one sided conflict and russia was out of ammunition soldiers and vehicles since the beginning.
It's particularly hilarious to see libs dismissing outlets like NYT as Russian propaganda now because they're forced to start grudgingly acknowledging the reality.
I was really hoping that the editor's note for that would point out that Biden was technically correct because Roman decimation only removed a 10th of their fighting forces. Instead it was just pure propaganda
We are much stronger in the Pacific than we ever were before. China, by the way, China is very concerned about it. They asked me—I’ve spent more time with Xi Jinping than any leader in the world, over 90 hours alone with him since I've been Vice President. And we have a very candid relationship.
Hey why are you being aggressive with us?You know, I don't have any (unintelligible) He wanted to know why I was doing all these things. I said the simple reason I’m doing those things: to make sure that you don’t, that you aren’t able to change the status quo any.
I said the simple reason I’m doing those things: to make sure that you don’t, that you aren’t able to change the status quo any.
Operating in good faith!
He sounds a lot like a trump when he talks
Global prosperity? Sorry, I have eight donors who would hoard money less quickly if you did that
"This is beyond disappointing. You are supposed to be professional transcriptionists for crying out loud! I intentionally mumbled 'groupthatagreestobegenocidedsayswhat' just clearly enough for this ploy to work. And this is what you print?!"Hamas could end this tomorrow. Hamas could say (unintelligible) and done period.
Biden: Here's a peace deal!
Netanyahu: No lol
Biden: This is Hamas' fault!
We are, we are the world power. And what I inherited, as a consequence of the mistake that we made in Afghanistan is a—was not a loss in Afghanistan, excuse my cold.
It's not a loss if you don't admit to it. Excellent reasoning Mr. President.
But Mr. President, won’t your newly announced tariffs raise the prices on American consumers?
No, because here's the deal. There's a difference. I made it clear to Putin from the very beginning that—I'm not, we're not engaging in…For example, Trump wants a 10% tariff on everything. That will raise the price of everything in America. [Editor’s note: Biden appeared to mean Xi here, not Putin.]
Hate when my stutter makes me mix up world leaders
In his defense, at least this one is in office. Oh, and alive.
Cumulative inflation means that prices are up 18%, at least since you took office and wage increases have not kept pace.
Since who took office? Since I took office?
Quantum physics is easy really, you just have to (unintelligible) and that's how it works.
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100bit quantum mechanics CPU when?
When we (unintelligible), okay?
Vote (unintelligible) no matter, anyway
hell yes that's my president
Libs: you need a (unintelligible) to understand okay?
Liberals see this and not get infuriated?
Only at you for saying maybe this Biden guy should have used more denture glue.
la-li-lu-le-lo?
Acid Mother's Temple?
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This sounds like a Trump speech! Biden can't complete his sentences! There's a doddering old fool in the White House!
Hamas was calling for a ceasefire in October. In November, the Brandon Regime invented the term "humanitarian pause" because they would not even says the word ceasefire.
It is so absurd that Biden says that Hamas doesn't want a ceasefire when he wouldn't even say that word ceasefire for several months after Israel began bombing Gaza.
Bizarre Americans use “far east” when Asia is just a few miles to the west of them lol
Number one: I really believe that we have a values-based as well as practical-based alliances around the world.
The west is allowed to be “practical” with their alliances, but if its enemies are practical, then suddenly they’re confused as to why anyone would violate such norms with their uncouthness
For example, the idea that if when Putin decided to go into Russia—I mean, he's gonna go from Russia into Ukraine
Freudian slip. NOVORUSSYIAN BIDEN??? ZIDEN?!
And he goes on. He makes this whole speech about why it is part of reestablishing the Soviet Union.
Lol
That's why I brought this along. You probably haven't read it. Most people haven't read it. He says this is part of reestablishing the Soviet Union. That's what this is all about. It wasn't just about taking part of—He wanted, he wanted to go back to the, to the days when there was NATO and there was that other outfit that Poland, everybody belonged to. So that’s what it was about.
And in the meantime, what happened was, we were able to—and by the way, we spent a lot of money in Ukraine, but Europe has spent more money than the United States has, collectively. Europe has spent more money than the United States has, collectively Europe has spent more money in taking on Russia.
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Trump’s evil 10% tariff vs Biden’s excellent negotiation of 100% tariffs lol
It's very obvious what he was saying:
lol that's way more intelligible than Biden
"My opponent could simply quit for no reason" is not a good argument, yet we're seeing it more and more
They have been so used to getting everything they want for so long that they are unable to imagine a situation that doesn't resolve in them getting their maximalist demands fulfilled.
Trade? That's when I get to plunder the world for free.
Diplomacy? That's when I tell people what I want and they give it to me.
War? That's when we bomb someone back to the stone age without even getting a dent in our multi-billion dollar death machines.
Out of curiosity, what do you guys generally think of international trade and the tariffs (or lack thereof) that go with it?
Liberal ideology is tough to overcome
Marvel movies have been a detriment to society.