Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
Inspired by a similar post by Centurian@lemmy.world
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Shaka, when the walls fell
I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
Permission to board
THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
"The hull has been compromised."
Execute docking maneuver.
"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
We're entering fluidic space.
"Come again?"
Entering the wormhole
I bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.
Daaaaamn!
Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
Misfire in the torpedo bay!
Tuvok, no!
You can make all the right moves and still lose
thank mr rikr
Prepare to be boarded
Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
Resistance is futile.
Prepare to be Ass-stimulated
Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
Make it so!
'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
We're breaking up.
You are coming in loud and clear.
"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
Fire at Will!
"No lifesigns detected"
Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
They're not coming in cleanly.
I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
My mother is coming to visit
Another one decloaking aft.
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?
Plug me in, Chief!
Over and out.
*thrust
Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
Boom goes the dynamite
Scrub the lower dicks at once!
Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!
