What would your last words be?

Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."

lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this

Ah fuck.

I can't believe you've done this.
- For the uninitiated

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

Look, a kitty!

What are you gonna do, stab me?

Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
- Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
Man stabbed 5 times
- 28 Stab wounds

“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Ah. That was sweet.

Death by snu snu?
- Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.

Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'

If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa..." towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
Wholesome, like it.

"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "

My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.

Same as my first word. Shit.

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

Ah, fuck.

Hang on, almost figured it...

Probably "Oops...."

Fuckin finally

"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."

"Oh yeah? Prove it"

I told you I was sick!

See you again next time

Gazpacho soup.

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.

"It was...fun."

Aurë Entuluva!

Hurin Thalion. Excellent choice. I like you.

I left you a present..

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »

Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--

"What was that noise?"

"What could possibly go wrong?"

change da world

my final message. Goodb ye

Sounds ok, it's better than half the responses here. :)

I don’t want to go

Oh, come on... real...

Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"

Today is a good day to die

"Oh fuck…"

Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”

I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.

Avenge me.

"About fucking time."

“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”

"Freedom, at last...!"

Communism will win.

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.

Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

I'm glad it's over

“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.

Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”

Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.

But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.

That’s is!?!? That was mid.

"That's not good, I'm not happy"

im surrounded by idiots

Butt cheeks

🎶Exit light

Enter night

Take my hand

We’re off to never never land…🎶

The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]

"Hopefully I'll do better next time"

There is always money in the...

Time to go.

Cya

Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.

"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."

Kill...meee.... hopefully

Smoke em if you got em

It's about time.