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1y ago

Hunger

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- Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.
  
  Depends on the delivery method.
  In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
  In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
  In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
  In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.
  At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷
  
  Too lazy.

- Use this one it has more pixels.
  I have several variants
  
  Wtb version with pink shower cap

I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
- Mom - "Stop playing your video game, it's time for dinner."
  Son - "But I'm not hungry"
  Mom - "Don't tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands."
  
  I intensely dislike you right now.
  
  Arms are weak, teeth are hard... Mom's spaghetti?

Why the fuck would you say that
- Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth...
  You're welcome.
  
  Ah, the ol dickteeth.

- Amazing

Delete this

There would definitely be sexual implications
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Never blow someone while hungry!

Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
- Wouldn't appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
  
  The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people's teeth hard for the entree.
  It'd be like a gustatory strip tease
- My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don't tell people what they can't do.
- It's just foreplay.
- Fucking millennials.

I don’t know how to recover from this
- That’s the thing, you don’t.

This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
- Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
  Maybe we'd start looking at pictures of food to get "in the mood" before brushing... food porn
  
  There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
  
  Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
  And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
  
  Would be a pain? More like a pleasure...
  
  There wouldn't be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you'd probably be fine using just mouthwash.
- Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
  
  So I can't eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I'd go for it.
  
  Making out would be amazing!

The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.

Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

That's my secret...
I'm always hungry

Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once
- that movie is sooooo good!!

Put the request on github for the next release

This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.

Wait, that's not normal?

Thanks I hate it

I'm betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.

I don’t know how to recover from this

Would be great to loose wait. I'd never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.

This is what afflicts Boomhauer.

Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this

Pavlov wouldn't need a dog for this.
just look at those smiles at food commercials.

Maybe that's my secret ... I'm always hungry.

it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.

Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene...

Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.

excellent work

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