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I've never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should've auditioned for clipboard guy.

I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.
If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.
Edit: I just looked up this Aella person
Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist
I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent
- It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.
- They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
- Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.
- They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.
- Tech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues
- I can't come sometimes, it's a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people.
- she was a rationalist blogger before she was a sex worker as far as i know

Important context

Begging my fellow men to have some standards Jesus Christ.
1600 people wanted to have sex with someone who hasn't showed in a month and averages one shower every 11 days? Fucking hell.
- I have bad news about how often those men probably shower.
- It's misleading, she swims regularly.
  I tend to wash off the chlorine after swimming, I guess she just let's it absorb through her skin?
- "A shower once every 11 days is rookie numbers. Besides, no need to shower when you only go to a workplace that has a smell you've been desensitized to." - Me, who works in a factory anywhere from 5-7 days a week from week to week.
  No, don't ask me what my longest stretch without a shower is, you don't want to know.
- She's hot.
Holy shit. I can't figure out which would be worse; her not showering days before the gangbang or days after it.
I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT TWITTER HANDLE FROM SOMETHING
me irl
damn why does she gotta be racist, that's awesome

The Ones Who Walked Away From Aella

This is a porn advertisement. Aella is a OnlyFans model. The numbers probably aren't even real. This chart was just made to advertise her OnlyFans. You posted a porn ad.

I posted something that was funny, reality is a distant second notion to me
The numbers probably are real, she wrote a massive essay about it on her substack that I can't read because I will not be giving this demon any money.
- I highly doubt that the numbers are real. It was published on substack for sale, not NIH. It's a smut story, not a scientific journal. The whole thing looks like it was manufactured to appeal to redditors who browse /r/dataisbeautiful. It's porn for people who watch rick and morty or who have ever referred to themselves as a "sapiosexual". Porn for bazinga brains.
  She probably didn't even write it. Her onlyfans is a whole business. It has thousands of monthly subscriptions. She probably has hired writers.
  It's as real as "there's hot singles in your area waiting to chat with you right now" or "step-bro I am stuck in the washing machine".
  The marketing is clever. Free viral marketing. I saw it posted all over reddit. The ad is even on Hexbear. Good for them.
I'm going to leave it up just because the thread is so funny.
Nah, this is a trip report about her sex work. We support sex workers usually. Especially if their job is to take money from tech bros.

And people say romance is dead.

this is immensly hilarious but you should tag it nsfw

but what if I want to get you in trouble at work?
- smh im a communist, you think i'm employed?

Shinigami eyes flags the account red. Who even is this person

-famous sex worker, took some goofy gnome pics like a decade ago, posted about doing acid, is part of the Effective Altruist cult
- Effective Altruism
  It's like they correctly realized capitalism is a death cult and propagating global suffering, but instead of seeing if anyone else has ever worked out alternatives before them (
  ) they came up with the brilliant idea to...pick the right careers and make donations? Without any actual material analysis of why things around the world are the way they are. Also apparently they have an algorithm that they say can predict world events or something.
  What an amazing prediction, no one else could have possibly seen that one coming, I'm sure.
  Apparently a bunch of techbros like Sam Bankman-Fried were heavily involved so that's how you know it's a joke ideology.
- Oh, the Gnome lady. Did she do a Mime thing too?
- I hate that the gnome pics are what I recognize her from.
What does that first sentence even mean?
- browser extension to check if someone is transphobic
- https://shinigami-eyes.github.io/
  It flags transphobes red and trans allies green. Works with reddit, twitter, wikipedia, and I'm sure other social media, idk i don't really use them much.
One of those rich, fake job having pseudo intellectual who sit around pondering about life inside their mansion/luxury condo

oh to be an orgy cum stenographer

The IDF requires 3 years minimum of such experience for anyone applying to the seed saver brigade.

17 came in Aella

20 either came in a fluffer or didn't cum at all

another 19 signed up, interviewed, got tickets, and did not show or did not do the whole purpose of the event

This girl got ratio'd by a fluffer

I glanced through the article she posted. She had 5 fluffers and additional people holding her down (she has a non consensual kink). I think overall the ratio of participants in the orgy and "staff" at the orgy were 1:1.
- Honestly I could see myself being the guy with the clipboard.

Good for her. I prefer to celebrate my birthday by ignoring it, but we all got our ways.

Oh yeah, lots of people on twitter are freaking out about it like it's morally reprehensible and I don't really understand that. I just think it's funny that she's a datafreak about her gangbang and the way she shared the data/story is kind of strange and funny.
- The whole thing sounds pretty gross for everyone involved, frankly, but not morally wrong
- That's the garden gnome gang bang chick. She's... different.

Tfw your sex life looks like a disastrous invasion of Russia.

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His name is Drew Scanlon and IIRC he had a decent take on the DPRK for a lib.

He liked Cuba when visited

The blog post she wrote about it also opens with a Nelson Mandela quote.

Alas she is very pro-"israel"

wait what the person who posted this banger tweet would be zionist?
imagine my shock
(cw ableism)
- jeez that sucks

Listen here number cruncher

Between the op, the shared tweets, and now this, I'm actually logging off for the weekend. Thank you.
this was a pendejo time bit. lol

Aella posts are a class 1 cognitohazard

Never thought I'd say the sentence "Well there's a Sankey chart I'll never be able to unsee," but here I am saying it because this is hell and and of course we have libertarian sexworker data scientists and really sad Johns doing really sad exit interviews.

Bit judgey. We hate her because she is a tech bro. She is a worker just like us
- Anyone who combines sex with Sankey diagrams is definity not just like us

This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny

Worth noting the blinking guy did a couple cool videos. He did one where he went to a Lan party in Cuba. His channel was called cloth map. However it died because covid was a bad time to make a travel show.

Drew Scanlon, formerly of Giant Bomb. he also went to north korea way before doing clothmap, not sure how you find the video where he goes in depth about the trip i think it was subscriber content and the site was sold a few times since then.
idk what he's up to these days
- He's a producer at digital eclipse which has been making neat documentary like rereleases of old games. Atari 50 has probably been their most notable title.
- not sure how you find the video where he goes in depth about the trip
  Looks like somebody uploaded it in January this year lol, it's now the top result when I searched "drew scanlon north korea"

It's difficult for me to believe 15 guys went through all that trouble and didn't even bother to cum.

Ngl this is kind of lit. Maybe this is a "dunk on ghouls for ghoulish things" moment

The note taker’s name? Stephen Curry

The Huntress?

Having a kink isn't bad, nor is it bad to be a weirdo. Being a bad person is bad, and that's what this person should be shamed for.

I mean
- I know gangbangs aren't nearly as spontaneous most of the time as they're made out to be, but this is just...Dickensian. It's like going to the workers bunkhouses and going "I need a dozen stout laborers to bang my colonialist wife, please don your boots and arrange yourselves in order of turgidity."
- While I was closely surrounded by men preventing me from biting or kicking anyone
  I'm sorry, were they fucking Aella or a wild hog?
o7 to the volcel comrades

I started reading about her and she's does porn but only has sex ~60 times a year? (In 2022). Idk if I'm weird but that seems really low? Like, if you're that hot and it's your job wouldn't you fuck more?

- 🤮
It's once a week, that's "Married couple who plan out their sex" levels. That's extremely low for a porn star who is also in a committed relationship.
I think even the railyard bull needs a rest after the station handles that many trains
- Toot toot!
What's more surprising is only "Going Outside" 220 times a year. I'm a bit of a shut-in but 250 times a year would be rather low even for me.

Gals rock

Why would you ruin a perfectly good gang bang with math and paperwork?

How would you ruin it with those things?

Slightly afraid to ask, but what is a fluffer?

A person who is hired to keep dudes hard at porno shoots.
- Gotcha. The fact that there were multiple fluffers at this event makes everything even more bizarre

I’m convinced she’s a deep cover op to encourage misogyny.

What about having a gangbang would make people misogynistic?
- slut shaming bait? idk
  existing while woman seems like plenty to stoke that shit you don't need to astroturf it.