parody of a parody of a parody
two shots to the back of the head, body found dumped in a suitcase
couldn't take the heat
fairly sure straight women would all die spinsters if they didn't ignore the potential politics of their partners
honestly this is exactly what liberals deserve
"i moved to a country that's 99% s and it sucked" yeah no shit
even if we stopped funding the zionazis that money would just go to some other war
please swallow a live grenade
shut the fuck up you worthless nazi shitstain
enforcing the law against the wealthy is genocide actually
china's evil truly knows no bounds
me conservative dads from the 60s onward
"hippies have never had anything valuable to contribute to society"
yeah i have this too, ever since i was a little kid and i first came into contact with death.
i haven't found any reasonable way of coping but i hope you can make peace with it eventually.
puppy taxes on a train ticket smdh what is this world coming to
and yet it hasn't produced a second of watchable television in what, decades?
fucking thank you. it's completely unfathomable that they'd think this is in any way appropriate here
in what possible fucking universe is this the time or the place for that kind of critique??? honest to god slap yourself across the fucking face.
i once spent a particularly memorable 4th of july watching a former marine melt into a ptsd induced puddle
it was like gravity was physically bolting him to the floor, he just writhed and whined and cried on the outside deck all night
even aside from the (admitted) murders he did he was a big ol' piece of shit so that was pretty good
literally what the fuck is wrong with you?? jesus christ.
hoeing really is a good time! the ground was absolutely choked with vines and rocks and such so it took forever but i finally got it mostly cleared, leveled, and mixed with certified dirt owl-free poops. i have no idea what i'm doing, even at this early stage, but i am v excited
now to stare at it for the next few months until it does something