fellas, is it gay to enjoy a frozen confectionery treat by yourself?
fellas, is it gay to enjoy a frozen confectionery treat by yourself?
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Ok look at the control he has over that cone. None of that shit with Biden where the ice cream is hanging out over the sides, dripping everywhere, making him look like a propeller hat boy with a lollypop
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"Just a cone" sounds like a cone with no ice cream to me, so yes, that sounds weird to me.
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Demote this man to private for an ice cream court martial.
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i'm keto I just have the ice cream no cone
gotta look cute!
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Stephen Miller? The Jewish Nazi who worked for Trump? Does this guy have no evil agenda to attend to and instead just post on fucking twitter all day?
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I mean, the Democrats just lost a vote for a bill that basically did everything Miller has been working for for the past 15 years, so he doesn't really need to do anything. He helped move the Republicans to the right, and now the Democrats do as all good controlled oppositions do, and move further right with them.
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I'm assuming this is just them trying to dunk on Biden? They agree with his genocide stuff, so they have to try to get him for something.
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These people's masculinity is so fragile, it would collapse to a stiff breeze.
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Thinking about what other people think is ultimate beta behavior ::: spoiler spoiler the most ascended guys are old dudes with balls hanging in locker rooms :::
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Wandering around the ice cream store with two melting ice cream cones getting mad because nobody will take the second oneno purchase for others
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Rolling up in a big van that has "Free Ice Cream" hastily written on the side and desperately trying to give it away to the neighborhood kids, so nobody thinks I'm gay.
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Me when I hear it's gay to have ice cream
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TBF I tend to really felate my cream
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Not gay enough
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At the very least, if you are in fact conducting important business, ask for a bowl and a spoon.
There are like 10 people on earth doing "important business" more than once a year, is larping as a CEO 24/7 now a mandatory part of the male gender for these people?
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I once knew someone (thankfully briefly) that had a massive complex about eating any remotely phallic shaped food
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I think actually eating it is the least gay thing in the world.
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I've met men who bite and eat popsicles like one would eat a banana specifically in order to avoid any unintentional blowjob innuendo crossover.
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i always enjoyed the innuendo when eating popsicles and slowly sucking a banana
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It's at least half the fun!
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I bite and eat popsicles like bananas too, but it’s because I’m impatient
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i frankly don't believe that there are people who eat frozen treats by licking them. are you a horse??
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I do this to flex with my non cold sensitive teeth, but that's gender neutral
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maybe if you boof it, but i hear we invented straight bottoms a few years ago.
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Straight Bottom just sounds like you've got a flat ass
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I wonder, if not sexual/romantic attraction to men, what the metric chuds use to claim [activity, hobby, or interest that has zero to do with sexuality] is gay even is.
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They think liking anything thats not stereotypically masculine makes you gay.
Chuds are only allowed to like cars, guns, bbq and beer. Must have poor higyene, because not stinking is gay. The only emotions they are allowed are anger and indifference. I have no idea how they live with themselves, because keeping that up sounds incredibly exausting. -
My girlfriend claims she has dated guys in the past who refused to wash or wipe their assholes because that's gay. So bar is pretty fucking low when you're willing have a poop stench follow you around forever because you don't understand basic hygiene doesn't impact your sexuality.
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If smelling like shit 24/7 is straight, then that just makes me take absolute pride in being queer.
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Tbf i get a bowl and spoon because i'm exactly the kind of oaf where the scoop would roll off the cone and onto my shirt
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At the very least, if you are in fact conducting important business, ask for a bowl and a spoon.
The only important business I've had with ice cream is when I discovered some fucking amazing local icecream at a festival (seriously, if you're ever in the Lake District take a trip to Ravenglass Handmade Ice Creamery) and skipped the cones so I could eat more ice cream.
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What always surprises me about these alpha male chads with things like "ice cream is gay" or, my personal pet peeve, being subject to weather conditions is gay (I'm a cyclist btw) is all founded on "because what if my boss gets mad" and that seems so very at odds with that whole alpha male thing.
What do I care if my boss gets mad I get wet in the rain? sounds like a him problem. Fire me, you bozo, I'll find a new job in a week while your department is going to go under. Seems like a very obvious skill issue on these guys part that they can't tell their boss to shove it and/or even have a boss
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This is about Biden though. And yes it is weird.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1b1ouo2/since_when_was_a_grown_man_getting_ice_cream_by/
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No it isn't weird to eat ice cream and just because Genocide Joe does it, doesn't make it suddenly weird.
Jesus lmao
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I almost always ask for a bowl and spoon, but only because I eat my ice cream very slowly and it melts all down my arm.
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Honestly fuck ice cream cones. Messy as hell, feel very foolish w friends or on a date dealing w them. Give me the slop in a bucket.
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Why not just make a cup out of cone material? All the taste of a cone, none of the mess.
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. . . maybe. I do eat ice cream very very quickly, so I doubt it would soak through.
Now I am imagining ice cream in a Panera-style bread bowl. Thank you for opening my mind.
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They make those but they just put them in another paper cup. It's going to make a mess when you start eating it, anyway.
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i give my tongue a real workout with cones tbh, gotta give the cone a good time
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I'd argue getting a bowl and spoon is gayer than just having a soft serve ice cream cone, but what do I know lmao
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Lol of course Stephen Miller would have a verified account.
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https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-is-it-called-an-ice-cream-parlor
ice cream salons were initially for women, I cbf finding a better source because it's so silly who even cares? (I'm certain there's good stuff written about this, I think Rowan Ellis had a recent video about almond moms which was some easy mindless viewing)
anyway, just market the icecream as HIGH PROTEIN GAMER FUEL or whatever, problem solved, men can have sweeties
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Idk we tankies prefer plombir anyway
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Literally too scared to do something as simple as buy an ice cream, because you're constantly terrified that people will judge you for every little thing you do. Oh but you're totally a confident alpha male or whatever.
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gender is so funny
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What you should do, get high, then get the ice cream. Its so much better now!
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I'm always conducting important business.
Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it.Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped . . . with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes...
Remember those days on the football field, Greg?
Last weekend feels like ages ago.What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh, Greg? Just you... and me...
and Steve... and Stu... And Mark and Leighton...
And ChadFive o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg
I'll see you thenAll I want to do Is spend the day with Steve and—
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home to my boys -
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mfer was licking his ice cream saying "uhhhhh maybe the genocide will pause for a bit on the weekend. yeah i think the weekend. oh well actually maybe next week. but hopefully it'll pause for the weekend. i think by monday actually" and these idiots think the weird part is the ice cream.
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"Yeah I'll take one Mr. Freezy Yummy Yum Yum Pop with extra good boy spice drops on top."
Is that a fucking bazooka
It's a spent at-4, you can buy the inert tubes online I think so yeah
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My man here is just taking reasonable measures against huge trucks that probably can't see his tiny 6'2" frame.
Read that in the voice of Duke Nukem.
I can fix him.
What is the point of walking around in public with an anti-helicopter weapon and two revolvers? Even if we lived in the homo-judeo-islamic-bolshevik reality the far right imagines we're in, is ISIS-MS13-AntiFa gonna come at you with an Apache anytime soon? The revolvers would maybe be kinda useful but I'd just keep the shoulder mount rocket at home unless you start hearing about the AntiFa Air Calvary division coming to town.