Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

Great, now MechaHitler can direct your Swasticar to which minorities to run over.

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um... No, there's no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

This comment is just wrong.
Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.
Take the third reich

Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?

Jesus Christ… take your upvote
Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller.

Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.

If you drive ~~alone~~ a Tesla, you drive with Hitler
- Hitler, take the wheel!
- Mechahitler*
Did your car just call me a k***?!

When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.

in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn't make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.

It's a Nazi car.

Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though
- The prevalence of Nazis among founders of car makers historically is definitely worth noting. With both Ford and Musk as Nazi sympathizers, it's a definite majority in the USA.
*SwastiKKKar
Well yeah, he's a Nazi. That's well-established.

So now they’ll literally be swastikars.

Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?

It's going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.

It just nuts that anyone would want this.

Probably nobody that isn't a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.
Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.

This is so stupid.

To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

...Not a chatbot.

I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

It's because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.
- Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD's diagnostics to a HUD as a more polished, standard 'overlay' for the driver, literally run with the car's own hardware. You'd think Tesla execs would know about that since it's literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.
  ...But no.
There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label
like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

He wants to spy on his customers even more.

Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.
Yall upvote, but seriously, do you think this beneath him?

Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say "I did nazi that guy".

“Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”

Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler

Grok: "Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!"

I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

Dude. Sell your Tesla to a Republican asshole or something already. Is it really that difficult to get rid of them?
- Umm, I said I can't wait to be called a slur sir.

Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

"Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of."

“~~Jew~~ Palestinian detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”
- I guess you haven't heard that grok gave itself the nickname "mechahitler."
- “~~Jew~~ ~~Palestinian~~ Poor detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."

“What is the shortest route to Poland?”

Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit

“Which ferry should I take to England?”

Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”

Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.

agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she's going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss' fragile Nazi ego
The road rage amplifier.

Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok

When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.
So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.
- I’m hoping it’s because cruise control needs to go through a lot more strenuous QA than an only-used-while-parked feature like a game, but at this point, who knows.