Maybe he's not fleeing the states crumbling infrastructure, maybe he's taking his wife and/or daughter(s) for out of state abortions.

Better Sue him to be on the safe side.

Where else are you going to suck balls... All day... Because you like it so much?

At least six of those go against the core tenets of MAGA

I think it depends, I've known of someone doing it in an old wreck years ago, and after refilling with the correct fuel it ran as well as it did before (which is to say it smoked and sounded like a bag of spanners). No idea how much it may have shortened what life it had left, but it wasn't instant death.

Yeah, the fuel injection on modem diesels requires very high pressure and the pumps that form that pressure rewire very tight tolerances/clearances and rely on the fuel as lubricant. Without it, they grind themselves up, ruining both themselves and the injectors downstream with a shower of metal particles.
The entire fuel system has to be replaced.

"Exhibit A: I looked at the truck and decided I wanted to buy it"

Unless that's their kink

Same, but Makita. My parents had a handheld Dyson, and it was a pain at times because they had to charge it when it died, or you found no one had charged it at the worst times. Because I always have a spare Makita battery it's just a case of swapping them over and sticking the dead on on the charger while you continue vacing

And bears, although there's some overlap there.

Battery powered handheld vacuum cleaner. Though I'd only use it for bits and bobs and still use the big Dyson for most of the cleaning, but the hand vac gets used a lot more. Also, a spot cleaner for carpets/upholstery. I did expect it to be useful, and it means we no longer periodically hire a rug doctor, but i hadn't appreciated how useful a wet vac is for spills, not to mention the time the dishwasher drain pump failed and I didn't have to mess around bailing it out.

I'm the person in another country worried about how even the meager progress towards tackling climate change will be enthusiastically and vigorously reversed out of spite thoroughly double fucking the rest of us for good.

https://i.imgur.com/eKfQdxY.gif

Do the adverts still work? I'd hate for people to miss out on the full experience.

Was the letter reassuring her that, even at the end, you had chicken?

"Digital librarian"

$100? No wonder they're holding him, that money could have doubled the size of the victory day parade!

I'm sure Mr Brazilian knows how bowls work, but like me doesn't understand how they can be Canadian

"Sorry, we were about to send that tow truck we promised, and then Elon fired the driver"

Somewhere in the book of McMahon