Lord Wiggle @ LordWiggle @lemmy.world

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Got the wrong dentist mate

I can't get through my day without a shit ton of drugs

This is still relevant.

A black ski slope during the summer.

As long as it isn't a blue waffle, I'll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip

Barber's Johnny

Never had this issue. I do get the occasional boobs on me from the dentist or dental hygienist but I don't mind. It's part of the reason I come back there.

Honestly, fuck 'em both.

Subject: Drowning

Dear Sir / Madam,

I'm writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of...

No, that's too formal.

Dear Sir / Madan,

Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

123 Carington rd.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Maurice Moss

Would be worse if it's the other way around

You don't. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.

Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks "ooh we should hire it!"

And don't forget the former president, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov with live performance and rap song

Yeah true. Like Turkmenistan. That country is like North Korea, but not in conflict with other countries. So no one cares.

Give back the north of Ireland, let Schotland become independant and join the EU. Problem solved.

They have nukes

Check out the following artists:

• Little Big
• Tommy Cash
• Salvatore Ganacci
• Oliver Tree
• Die Antwoord
• Venetian Snares
• Lonely Island
• John Lajoie

Vanilla?!? Disgusting

Ba chóir do Shasana imeacht as Éirinn

It's so moral, it will have human sized pizza ovens and large shower rooms with a state of the art ventilation system.

North of Ireland *