What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I'm liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
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Dog
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My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
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Siri or Heygoogle
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My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
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If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
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We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
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I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish "Pussy"
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H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
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That was my first thought too...
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Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.
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I thought the title said band name and was so confused
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We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
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Schrödinger
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One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
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That name rings a bell
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Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
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I once had a cat named Pants
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I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
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Himmler.
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Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
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We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
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One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she's heiling kitler.
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Doggo
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Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short
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That's a fantastic name
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The mice don't agree.
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Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
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I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
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My cat Chili could relate.
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Perfect for a Sphynx cat.
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Meowssolini
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Fido
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Pubert
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Kat.
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Fido
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Jizzlord
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There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
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Kytteigh
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Cougar
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Rover
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C'meregoddamnit
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We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
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voidfucker
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Nyan
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tetris11
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xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx
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Chad
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Jake
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Entree.
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Mewphistopholes
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My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
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Fuckboy
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Rat
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Global Thermal Nuclear War
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Pussydawg
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Cromulent fuckcrustable
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The name that you chose - the cat doesn't care anyway.
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Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
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Grunch
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Tggr.
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You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat's name?
They won't do that if you name your cat "Shithead".
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Lo mein
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Gargarensis, although I can't imagine why .....
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Mork
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Steve, short for Stephen.
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Skrumpy
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My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.
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Lucifer
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Rover
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Moo
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Cat
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Rapeseed
Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia
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The plant is called rape. The seed is rapeseed.
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Rapeseed (Brassica napus subsp. napus), also known as rape and oilseed rape and canola, is a bright-yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae (mustard or cabbage family), cultivated mainly for its oil-rich seed, which naturally contains appreciable amounts of mildly toxic erucic acid.[2] The term "canola" denotes a group of rapeseed cultivars that were bred to have very low levels of erucic acid and which are especially prized for use as human and animal food. Rapeseed is the third-largest source of vegetable oil and the second-largest source of protein meal in the world.[3][4]
Brassica napus subsp. napus is the proper name. Everything else is slang and not worth arguing about.
We call it Sunflower Oil
We call it Rapeseed Oil
Not Rape Seed Oil
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Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider
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Assmagnet
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mister/miss furball
just incredibly lame, and soy in a boomer way
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Eugene
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Mutt
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Dog.
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