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  • I glanced at your username after reading this and thought it said PregoBoi lol

  • What's the dumbest way you've seen someone get fired?
  • walks over to co-workers, farts, then walks back to his chair

    Lmao

  • I'm not fucking around.
  • How does this have 30+ upvotes? So inconsiderate, holy hell. Deal with your dog's shit yourself- why is that a controversial concept?

  • Feminist celibacy movement 4B is trending in the US after Trump's win
  • More than half of white women who voted voted for trump. Only ~53% of white women voted at all, so about 28% of white women voted for trump

  • FDA to pull common but ineffective cold medicine from market
  • Interesting. I use phenylephrine pills (no other active ingredients) for nasal congestion every time I'm sick, and it has always worked very well for me

    I do tend to be extra sensitive to most drugs though, so maybe that has something to do with it

  • Be the rule
  • I'd been needing some new weightlifting motivation, and this is so it

  • Be the rule
  • I can't find it anymore, but I remember enough to say that that's not what it was labeled on textstudio.com lol

  • Anon doesn't tip
  • This could've been an "oops, you're right- corrected, thanks." But instead you got weird about it

  • Be the rule
  • But I like excluding people because it creates a strong sense of unity and identity within my group, making me feel superior and distinct. This gives me a sense of control and power, which is deeply satisfying, and it simplifies the world into clear categories of "us" versus "them," providing comfort and certainty in an otherwise complex and chaotic environment.

    Edit: plus, I can't relate to fascists at all

  • Boong-Ga Boong-Ga rule
  • My local cohort had a similar 'game' where you shout "Gaddafi" as you do the poke...

  • Scummiest video game
  • It's common grammar in the states, and considered grammatically correct under Black American Vernacular English

  • rule ..?
  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml I expected this to be one of yours lol

  • Be the rule

    ID: Bold multicoloured text "Be the reason why a fascist feels excluded, shunned, discarded, unsafe, and worthless."

    Reference: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27787958

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    Mcbro
  • Yeah I'm pretty sure I've gone 2 weeks 😅 It's not like I was showing up to work or school at the time so 💁 let me wallow lol

    Haha, I love that one- I have it saved:

    1000006237

  • Know Nut November
  • Arguably, it could still just mean tomorrow, given that today was yesterday's tomorrow. As every day is a tomorrow, the next tomorrow is just tomorrow

  • What specific traits or habits do people close to you recognize that would reveal an impostor trying to mimic you?
  • If I ate something in silence, my partner would likely notice something was off immediately. The sound of even my own chewing (mouth closed, ofc) triggers my misophonia

  • A recent vegan martyr
  • As if these people wouldn't've had something else stupid to say had they said "chicken menstruations/periods"

  • Know Nut November
  • see you next tomorrow

    I particularly like this bit

  • Mcbro
  • At an agency meeting once, we played "never have I ever" and one of them was "nhie gone a week without showering;" I was the only one who had, and I got some seriously judgmental looks

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  • No, you're not! It's just that the comment you replied to may have been alluding to violence, so if they clarified that explicitly in response to your question, they could be reported

  • Me_irl

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18211949 >

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    Philosophy @lemmy.ml TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    Mrs. Wendy < Hume < Nietzsche < Me

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18148967 >

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    How many do you recognize?

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005 > Tag yourself! I'm Blocked > > (We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)

    Answer Key:

    >>!The Picard Maneuver!<

    >>!Dragon "Rider"!<

    >>!ComradeSharkfucker!<

    >>!PugJesus!<

    >>!BonesOfTheMoon!<

    >>!ByteOnBikes!<

    >Blocked

    >>!Jeffw!<

    >>!Track_shovel!<

    >>!Return2ozma!<

    >>!Hamid Abbasi!<

    >>!Satan'smaggotycumfart!<

    >>!Fossilesque!<

    >>!Speculator & Kolanaki!<

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    How many do you recognize?

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005 > Tag yourself! I'm Blocked > > (We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)

    Answer Key:

    >!The Picard Maneuver!<

    >!Dragon "Rider"!<

    >!ComradeSharkfucker!<

    >!PugJesus!<

    >!BonesOfTheMoon!<

    >!ByteOnBikes!<

    Blocked

    >!Jeffw!<

    >!Track_shovel!<

    >!Return2ozma!<

    >!Hamid Abbasi!<

    >!Satan'smaggotycumfart!<

    >!Fossilesque!<

    >!Speculator & Kolanaki!<

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    How many do you recognize?

    Tag yourself! I'm Blocked

    (We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)

    Answer Key:

    >!The Picard Maneuver!<

    >!Dragon "Rider"!<

    >!ComradeSharkfucker!<

    >!PugJesus!<

    >!BonesOfTheMoon!<

    >!ByteOnBikes!<

    Blocked

    >!Jeffw!<

    >!Track_shovel!<

    >!Return2ozma!<

    >!Hamid Abbasi!<

    >!Satan'smaggotycumfart!<

    >!Fossilesque!<

    >!Speculator & Kolanaki!<

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    me_irl @lemmy.world TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    me_irl

    Not OC

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    How many users have you blocked?

    I've heard it be encouraged that users should curate their own experience on Lemmy by blocking accounts, communities, and/or instances that you don't want to see. I imagine I'm not the only one curious how my total compares to others'

    I'm at 142, and I'm unsure if I should pretend to be bashful about that total

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    Poll Inside: Do you use the pink hand soap?

    Poll

    Edit: I've noticed some folks aren't taking this poll very seriously

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    TherapyGary TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

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