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HarryLime [any] @hexbear.net

2w ago

Looking good.

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I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.
- This is the ideal politician but hexbear isnt ready for that discussion
  
  orang, this Bepis makes me feel M O I S T E N
  
  You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
- Cyberpunk dystopia as an aspiration
Stressed.
Moisturized.
Panicking.
In multiple lanes.
Losing my shit.
Somehow also dehydrating.
- all the grease squeezed out of him and the rest dried up, like cheese on a hot day
- Dusting off this alt for the occasion
- This is appropriate because he looks like a Simpsons character
Mf look look like he smell like hotdog water. Mf look like glows radiactive when he can't say a slur. Mf skin look like a bulldog's balls on a hot tin roof
"I don't even want to be around anymore" vibes
- By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great
America's Big Wet Boy
- Positively soggy
Cooked chicken skin looking motherfucker.
- The first president you best serve with a large bowl of rice and some veggies
lol wtf, this can't be real
- https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/
  That's what I thought too. Apparently it's real.
  
  Sorry I just laugh at your name being a play on one of my favorite rappers
  
  Remember when snopes was out there trying to defend Hillary Clinton?
DEEP FRIED
- I bet you can hear it crunch when trump walks
why does he think that level of fake tan is a good look? his skin looks like it's crispy and seasoned with 11 herbs and spices
- It actually does look better than he would look unseasoned. There are pictures of him raw and it just doesn't work
  
  ITS FUCKING RAW
- a taste good look is a good look
Our wettest president so far. We really live in the future
This is from 1.5 years ago apparently. Can we get an update on this situation?
- He's still a slimy wet boy
HitlerPig
- I hope this catches on around here. That whole thing was gold
  
  I missed it, what's the reference?
- that lib was a goldmine
Is he doing blackface
- Bringing back the annual presidential minstrel show
ENHANCE
Soaking wet
Thats our President Evil
Fittingly for the burgerland president, he looks like he got scooped out of a deep fryer
I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.
Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:
My man is glistening
A monument of flesh, coated in ochre and topped with brass wool.
he looks like he’s so smelly.
- I've always imaged Trump smells like baby powder and the bitterant used in canned air keyboard cleaner
  
  “So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.
Big wet boy back wetter than ever
No ... we can get wetter
Someone gets paid to do this. Since Barnum & Bailey shut down, it's hard for them to find work.
Gul Dukat ass looking
gizmo from gremlins 2 got much uglier as he grew up

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