volcel_olive_oil [he/him] @ volcel_olive_oil @hexbear.net

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Sam Altman asked investors and governments to give him SEVEN TRILLION DOLLARS please and thank you

alas, Bozonaro returned to his native environment (the hospital)

I'M FORMING THE UP PARTY

faceless Zionazi hordes moment

[turns up music volume until I can't hear anything anymore]

a taste good look is a good look

Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)

I wish I could make absurdly false evil things up and confidently believe them

let me try

"You know what's ironic? Indians trying to claim that they're Native Americans when it was Columbus that brought them there in the first place!"

...nope, didn't work. I am woefully restricted by truth

frantically running into the forest with a power drill

"don't spend years fighting Iran, simply change the regime"

Tom Bombadil's immortal science

"China has a huge problem coming with their aging population!"

we also have the banger real Swedish female first name Gun

imagine going to grandpa's house and he shows you this

DEATH TO ISRAEL MORE THAN EVER

my genius is only to be discovered in the case of my death so I won't have to deal with the social anxiety of being famous

While this seems like a big deal, and it is, it's not like it's over. Sheev still has an iron grip on the galaxy, he's got that second Death Star cooking (which will be INDESTRUCTIBLE, thank you to the rebellion for beta testing) and Lord Vader has a good lead on young Skywalker. Yep, things are still on the up and up for old Palpatine.

how ugly can a tie get, really? this is sounding close to cognitohazardous