I fucked up my life irrerperably and i never even did any drugs

Weed is the only good one. Mushrooms as a treat. Never smoke weed more than every 4 days or it starts to build up in you and stops being really fun or inspiring and just becomes a dissociative lifestyle.

Also don't smoke it if you literally do it every 4 days that barely makes the cutoff for villi to regenerate (3-4). Vape or eat it. Smoking anything makes you stink.

I tried the others they suck ass or are terrifying in various ways.

Got it. Go ditectly to mexican black tar heroin.
- Vicodin and heroin are not fun. I was surprised. Neither is cocaine. Amphetamines are but this is where the "terrifying" part starts. Psychosis is fun until it isn't fun.
Never smoke weed more than every 4 days or it starts to build up in you and stops being really fun or inspiring and just becomes a dissociative lifestyle.
skill issue
- Oh I believe you.That is probably enough raw THC to get pretty stoned no matter your tolerance, just keep adding more goo.
  What I mean is I like to go really insane and get visuals and shit and if I build it up in my bodyfat I have enough residual tolerance that I can't just take a hit and get stoned.
  I would have to eat a ton of edibles or RSO and keep escalating. I can't even read books if I have the residual tolerance, I used to try and it went poorly.
Can you explain what villi is/does and why letting it regenerate is important?
- Little fingers in your lungs which passively sweep out stuff that makes its way in. They will be immobile for several days after being stunned by smoke.
  Also smoking can pop or clog alveoli, which is a quick shortcut to infection. They cannot grow back, so your cardiopulmonary system will permanently be a tiny bit less efficient forever.
- This is a shit example but imagine walking a path through grass every day vs every four days except if the grass dies, you die
  Tl;dr just vape! It’s less harmful, more efficient (you’re not literally burning money), and you can use the vaped bud for fun edibles or tinctures
- They're the little cellular hairs that sweep all the dust and mites and tar out of your trachea/bronchioles. Smoking literally burns them short/covers them in tar and they have to grow out again.

don't do dumb stuff

tells me otherwise
- don't listen to lib-ic system

Yeah so the problem with hard opiates is that they'll hollow your soul out over time, and they are actively more addictive the more your life sucks when you start using them. People who have good lives tend to be more likely to say things like "opiates are too subtle/overrated". But when shit sucks, opiates make you feel content. Obviously that's real bad if you weren't already somewhat content with life. When I started using them I felt like I found some sort of answer to everything wrong with me. But my problems didn't go away, I just stopped being bothered by them.

The shittiest thing is that this effect isn't reliable. It's called the honeymoon phase of opioid addiction. Within a few months of active opioid addiction, you'll stop feeling the effects, but you'll still need to continuously use them to avoid horrific withdrawal symptoms.

I recommend LSD, Shrooms, or dissociatives instead. The euphoria can be vastly superior because it isn't this kind of "ultimately contented, but empty" euphoria you get with opioids. Instead you just sort of feel really good about the actual positive shit that exists in your life and around you.

Opiates aren't even that great recreationally tbh. Like they feel good but they aren't fun if that makes sense. You just kinda nod out while feeling good
Meanwhile weed, psychedelics, ketamine, etc. makes you feel good AND it gives you interesting effects or enhances reality
- Definitely, they are in no way a party drug. Two people doing hard opiates together is just two people sitting in silence next to each other while they nod out in their own little worlds. That said, when you both run out and have to go through the exact same demented set of withdrawal symptoms together? That builds real solidarity, unironically, but there is no fun/excitement in getting high on opiates. In fact, they sort of kill my ability to have real fun because they are taking up all the mu opioid receptor spots that could otherwise be occupied by endogenous opioid peptides when I do something rewarding.
  I can't even enjoy music on opioids, which blows my mind. Not even on my Buprenorphine maintenance dose. Once withdrawals start I can listen to my favorite songs and feel things again. Not worth withdrawing over, but it definitely helps pass the time if I have to go there.

weed

Weed

Or perhaps boofing estrogen

When you're in a hole, stop digging

When all you have is a shovel, everytbing else looks like dirt
- I'd encourage you to reevaluate if that's really all you have or if you're catastrophizing because you're going through a personal crisis

When I got some actual good heroin, I realized why heroin addicts say they love heroin. It’s like an anti-depressant, literally the only thing that has ever worked. Stay the fuck away from it.

Uh, sir, this is an ironic shitposting site... not a literal Chapotraphouse...

Well then how come these people keep trhing to sell me mexican black tar heroin

LSD is amazing

That lasts too long. I always liked mushrooms better
- Every time I've done shrooms I've been stuck awake for hours with my brain full of angry bees that won't shut up

Ecstasy is the best, with the worst hangover... Ketamine is great because the "hangover" is like an anti-hangover... Coke is the worst

I liked the hangover off a weed brownie, but that's cause it felt like a runner's high.
Frequent ket use will have you involuntary pissing yourself and can lead to fatal overdoses with escelating use due to tolerance building up, its also addictive.
Stick with weed and lsd.
- Well yeah... I wouldn't suggest using any of it frequently... If you want something frequently then weed is the least bad option

A lot of people seem to swear by kratom and from what I gather it's really got no nasty side effects or withdrawal symptoms from use.

I was thinking krokodil mixed with drain cleaner
side effects are limited. take too much and you just get the spins and feel nausea for 30 minutes. withdrawal is possible it just takes much longer to get physically addicted. basically you need to be doing pretty heavy doses all day for weeks and weeks (although your mileage may vary).
compared to regular opioids, the withdrawal is pretty short
Yeah, generally a lot safer than everything else. Although it has some downsides, it doesn't really eat into your lifestyle like others do. Really good opiate replacement for light stuff like codeine and hydros

It's never too late to ruin your life

Honestly there aren't many better highs than the first time weed hits you right

Dude go visit the aliens with some DMT , they will talk some sense in to you

I already talk to Aliens, my buddy's dad saw them build the pyramids. He was there in Giza

go with mushrooms

Cant, the cows will kill me

EA-3167, or just like, several spoonfuls of powdered nutmeg.

Weed is overrated, Its boring. It's a good ingredient if you are mixing it with other stuff but by itself it's very pointless.

Meth is great.

Coke is pretty good.

One day I was hitremoveding and got picked up by a cargo truck, we stoped at a small cafe near Lagos de Moreno in Jalisco mexico, and he ordered some pills, I think it was clorobenzorex but I'm not sure. That was amazing. I went from feeling like shit due to not having slept in 2 days and having a migraine to feeling like goku.

LSD is probably the best drug, but do small doses, an extra won't make the effect stronger, but it will make it last longer. After 18 hours you may want to sleep, and you may not be able to. Those situations are not fun.

More LSD will definitely make it stronger.
- Perhaps only up to a point? The first time I tried I fucked up and took the dose for like ten people, and I don't remember it being stronger than later times where I took one dose or half dose. It did last almost a whole day and it stoped being fun halfway.
Do we really get a false positive on the slur filter for hitchiking?
- I thought, the site was against the activity, indulging in the mystery pills in rural Mexico with a dude who just picked you off the road, is probably not good advice.
  But now I see I probably spelled it wrong, no idea what it originally was tho.