I'm reporting you for woke time theft

from woke import pronouns

It takes 120 hours of developer time for each pronoun, making the game more expensive for everyone 😔

"I don't like Marmite" MFs admitting British food has too much flavoUr for them.

Gotta get that toast like a shingle, a little black on it doesn't hurt either. 🤤

30 minutes I'm seeing online, that's decent for a video essay even.

"Uhm, whatever that means" Gestures broadly, appealing to nonexistant crowd

Aren't tiktoks necessarily like <60 seconds? That's intentionally engineered to be more mindless than a YouTube at least has the potential to be. On the other hand, I hear on the news that the tiktoks are radicalizing the youths so I gotta give critical support.

On the OTHER other hand, it's an APP

I also appreciate that tiktok seems to intentionally lower the barrier to entry by (so I've heard) showing new accounts' videos to people, where youtube would bury them

Its crazy how important a book can be. A whole concept can be understood by a culture almost entirely through the lens of one piece of literature. It makes me think of the post "Sci-fi short stories are very efficient. You read something in 20 minutes and think about it for the rest of your life"

"I want to rename my music library using this specific naming scheme and organize them in this specific directory structure and I REFUSE TO USE THE TERMINAL"

If something isn't immediately understandable it's "badly made". This is true of software too. The term "user friendly" has come to mean "can a clueless new/prospective user pick this up and engage with it immediately?" less "Does this provide the experience existing users want to see?"

They got lucky, if they were short I would have called them squirt_owl

"I've never even heard of gwacky molo" - A contestant on the Great British Bakeoff, when tasked with making tortillas

I think hasanabi does very good work and I certainly don't care about him using whatever tobacco product he wants/needs to, but he doesn't need to make it a personality trait. Like what's the stack of zyns behind him about? Come on dude. I know your audience trends older now but you do have some significant number of young and impressionable people watching.

I have never even heard of such an ideologically clean protest movement in my life. Even a whisper of something that might sound like antisemitism if you squint is immediately renounced and removed from the protest. You could not ask for better.

I'm in favor of a 0-state solution That's where Palestine is shaped like an '0' and all the Israelis are in the middle, and aren't allowed to build water treatment plants.

The piece of glass that they knew was there and knew would stop the soup, which it did??

We got ourselves a GAMER here bois

I don't know, he doesn't have that same cold lifelessness that other chuds have. I think in another life he could have been something positive. He has a vibe which is more manic and off the mark than the cold, calculating, and narcissistic attitude you can expect of your average chud. I think he does believe in something. I'm not defending him certainly.