So it begins...

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
- It's gender affirming care
- And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

I feel like this is more accurate:

Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
- Is regression a form of growth?

Zorg made it look way better

Zorg also made things that actually work.
- Zorg's flame thrower was a lot better than Musk's.
- If only cyber trucks had a little red button

He should go back to this

At least zorg knew he was an asshole

Musk definitely knows too.
- I don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
  Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.
Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy

Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
- And as far as we know he wasn't hemorrhaging money

Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

Bring me the priest.
- “I know”

when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky

Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
- They shoulda asked about the little red button.

Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.

Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

all those hair plugs just for that

When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.

good lord he looks like a frog

Alternatively:

Someone get him some cherries.

"fire one million" - Musk

It totally works.

Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown

Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein

Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.
Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘
- Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?

This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you're an idiot.

Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?

"Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk"

Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

So it begins.... Posts a picture that's like 4 years old

It's definitely supposed to be visible.
Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.
I watched it when it came out, it's prominently featured in at least once scene.

Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.

You mean he's got some type of style. What that style is though...

MFW it wasn't a fart.

This can't be real

I woulda gone with Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.
That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.
- Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.