Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!
Black eyes: Lie still and wait for the alien abduction to end.
"Im sorry but we aren't accepting applications for the position of President at this time."
"Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?"
"No."
"Oh. Okay."
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like "No thank you."
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
God damn it, Jiaan Yang!
When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to
Check out Aim To Head Official lol
Edit her unit learning guide so that the due dates on all her stuff are a week earlier than they actually are.
Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.
Evolution just needs to kick the rest of the animals into high gear and do some defcon 1 shit, like making seaguls venomous and thirsty for human blood, or inventing funnel-webbed Taipans that can fly and open doors. New airborne bacteria that feeds exclusively on the human optic nerve, and daffodil pollen that causes category 5 cytokine storms.
Level the fucking playing field.
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I couldn't find the Sudanese marine corps headquarters but it's probably shaped like a crayon.
It's okay, I can make this joke because some of my best friends are welders
