Would.
Except the tickly thing is a fighter jet. It's like those weird mobile games where the women are Jets except in reverse.
Firefly and Dreamcast. Two things nerds are never going to fucking get over.
Something something sperm whale
Fun Map Facts!
Lake Michigan resembles a penis.
Yeah it stung me too lol
Shame he didn't have a school to hide in
When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair
I had a very recessed holder place that was pretty much always in the shadow no matter what direction I was facing I just got used to doing everything audio and tucking it down in there. It was really annoying because I honestly liked having the thing in my field of view to follow the GPS that way so the stupid voice didn't keep talking over my goddamn music.
IT TOOK MY MUSIC FROM ME MAN
Oh holy shit. I've done that a few times. Completely using GPS by audio and without thinking I put the phone down in the Sun. I've never done it more than 10 or 15 minutes before I remembered and every time it would be so fucking hot. Even with the screen off and everything which really should have helped keep it cool you know?
The big problem here I was an instacart driver at the time so I had all these fucking weird things I had to do with my phone to make sure it didn't explode while I was trying to keep it charged so I could work all day.
Trump: want to play golf?
Biden: fuck you you short mother fucker. Do you even lift? Child.
About many things I am sure
I truly feel this man's righteous anger at my very core.
The I beat Medicare thing? That entire word salad leading up to that? I 100% believe he just completely fucking forgot what he was talking about.
Not a doubt in my fucking mind
Rain and snow samples from Wisconsin to Maine and North Carolina after crash show highest pH levels over last decade
![Chemicals from East Palestine derailment spread to 16 US states, data shows](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/87a5b735-f161-4590-a5ff-323b42b67c8a.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Sir Ian McKellen was in a fight scene when he lost his footing and fell off stage at Noël Coward theatre.
![Sir Ian McKellen: Actor falls off stage during London performance](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4b2cbaec-e717-4238-b510-e060641f7ac9.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
That is a hell of a fall for an 85 year old....
Starfield's latest update has drawn some player ire by making a bounty hunting quest part of the Creation Club.
![Starfield's latest update draws player ire by sticking a bounty hunting quest behind the Creation Club paywall](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/de90b831-8d97-4af5-907e-cc2917317f21.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Star Citizen has now raised over $700 million, according to figures from developer Cloud Imperium Games.
![Star Citizen Pushes Through the $700 Million Raised Mark and No, There Still Isn’t a Release Date - IGN](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f6aff77b-6bc5-4dbb-90d8-416ca808de18.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
The airline's attorneys wrote in an answer to the lawsuit involving the 9-year-old from Austin, “She knew or should have known [the compromised lavatory] contained a visible and illuminated recording device." But now, the airline says its outside legal counsel "made an error in the filing."
![American Airlines backtracks after lawyers blame girl, 9, for not seeing hidden camera in bathroom](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7027bac1-f5e1-4eb4-a415-8bb5e45e3117.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)