Anon ponders the cosmic mysteries

Everything seems crazy when you think a man in the sky created the world.

No no no, you just don't understand it.
God moves in mysterious ways.
Just ask job.
- Was he the one who was raped by his own daughters?
If the questions are insane, the answers don't matter

No, see. Tooth decay, like carnivorousness, only began after Adam and Eve got expelled from Eden. Prior to that, everything existed in harmony sustained on thoughts and prayers.

Rib girl doesn't have teeth. She's just rib.
- Holy shit ths is hilarious
- Its a shame that the idiom 'just ribbing you' to indicate joking around probably doesn't work in proto-hebrew.
- I'm with Johnny 2x4, I'll stick with plank.
I mean, kinda? Tooth decay got way worse when we started relying on sugar-rich grain for most of our calories after we developed agriculture.
No, see. Tooth decay, carnivorousness, and everything else were seen as neither good nor bad until Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil and gained consciousness. Prior to that, everything was still absolute chaos, but without a knowledge of good and evil there was no way to make value judgements.
Things are the same as they've always been. The only thing that has changed is your perception.
- No, see. Tooth decay, like carnivorousness, only began after Adam and Eve got expelled from Eden. Prior to that, everything existed in harmony sustained on thoughts and prayers.
  why the fuck do you and another commenter have the same exact fucking start. Is the matrix breaking what the fuck is this shit
- https://giphy.com/gifs/GMq4TbtNwu2yc
Ah yes pre Cambrian life
- The Vatican’s secret library contains a lost scripture that proves that Adam was an anomalocaris

Anon never brushed his teeth and now they're falling out.

Or he brushed his teeth but continued to consume copious amounts of mountain dew and coke. Doesn't matter how much you brush, tons of soft drinks will still destroy your enamel.
- You can also over brush and ruin your enamel. Checkmate atheists!
- Counterpoint, I drink over 2 l of soda a day almost every single day, I have not had a cavity in the last 7 years, and my enamel is amazing.
  I said all of that to say there is a genetic factor to consider, and if you are having enamel issues because of sodas then you would have likely also had them because of tomatoes and other citrusy zesty and acidic foods.
  You can't just blame the soda, although I will admit that I'm sure my teeth health would be better if I did not drink so much soda.
- Or humans only need to live to 30 or 40, maybe less to reproduce and raise new humans. So we haven't evolved teeth that lasted longer than that.
Meh, doing all the stuff you're supposed to while being too poor to afford dental care will result in teeth eventually falling out anyway.
I've made it like 7 years so far but being as autistic and thorough as possible about tooth cleaning still doesn't hold it forever. If you could figure out post-apocalyptic/extra-societal molar fillings you could maybe make it last forever. Build a meth lab and use it to make high fluoride "prescription" toothpaste instead of meth while you're at it.

The funny part is that if there were a god (there isn't), he would absolutely be an asshole.

This assumes that if there was a god they are perfect and chose to make us with teeth that fail, bodies that get cancer, anger issues and mental health problems, etc
While that could be the case it could also be the case that if there was a god said god could just be a much higher level lifeform that could create galaxies and life and shit, but still was maybe not all that good at it. Like look at humanity. We can do crazy shit, we can make computers that do incomprehensible things to humans that existed as little as 50 years ago. But those computers still fucking suck and crash all the time, blue screen, lose data, etc.
Maybe there was a god that made humanity but he just wasn’t very good at it and as a result we now have cancer and war. and maybe they’re up there like “oh they’re deifying me, that’s super awkward bc it’s totally my fault their first child died of leukemia at 7 years old”. Or maybe they did all that and now they’re dead too because they’re not actually a god but just a higher lifeform and were deifying a loser that would’ve gotten a c on their biology homework
but there’s probably not one
- An interesting argument. I don't think I've heard anyone seriously put this forward, only George Carlin (who was perhaps serious but not presenting it seriously).
I'm not trying to be funny, but would you also characterize "nature" as being an asshole?
- if it was a sentient being making the choices - yes.
- I mean that kinda makes sense no? If I was convinced god existed, is all powerful and all seeing but also a total dick I'd be very faithful to the creed lol. Dont want to make him pull some petty vindictive crap with me like sending a plague or so
- Well, it is in your lore book. We just extrapolate by reading.

Good point about teeth but what about cancer?

You know what it is?
The "infinite growth" wire was incorrectly attached to the "various cells" port instead of "teeth".
Classic mistake.
- Well can they fucking fix it already, not that hard to push a hotfix every millennium or so
"lol, I'm gonna kill so many kids!"