Thanks for wasting even more of our tax dollars on these publicity stunts

Let's ask Ted Williams's frozen head. What do you think, Ted?

Ted Williams's frozen head: ...

Thanks Ted

Several years ago I took an extended break from Facebook and when I tried to log back in, they wanted a copy of my drivers license to prove my identity. I declined and made a new account. Unfortunately, I still needed an account for local stuff like neighborhood info, local businesses, kids sports leagues, schools, etc. After a couple years, my son got a Quest 2 and without even trying to log in, my original FB account was magically available once again.

I WILL go back for my stuff. I'm going on an adventure while you guys try to launch an ICBM.

Game was buggy as hell this evening. They should delay the warbond and fix the real issues. I fell through my ship last night.

No way!

Everyone here seems to like to grind their beans the day they use them.

I'll mix a pound (or whatever size they are now) of regular and a pound of decaf and store it in a big plastic Folger's container in the fridge.

I'm a heathen.

I was in a group with 1 flamethrower last night and I was extra, tasty, crispy

It's the worst city I've driven in.

Measuring it against Fury Road is an almost impossible task. If it's a "stunning powerhouse" then it should be just fine.

Facebook-quality

TESTIFY!

5 cups of half calf over 3-4 hours

But "we're better together!"*

*terms and conditions may apply. Past results do not guarantee future gains.

I wish you were the lady from the Wendy's commercials

Did shooting at the tornado work?

JAIL

Not sure where porn noises are coming from

I have a feeling he'd accept them if a certain someone wins