But then the results of that would be rigged, too.

Show, don't tell. The author also broke that rule in Panel 5 with "sex change occurs sounds" written off to the side. We see the 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓫𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮. Clearly, that means the sex change occurred in the context of the setup. We get it, dude.

Speaking of abusive owner, I saw a Cybertruck in the wild for the first time today. Pictures and videos don't do justice to how fucking atrocious those things are.

Here's the seat tether

And here's his harness

Any harness will do, really. We don't even use the harness outside of the car. He does pretty well just being walked on his collar. He only ever pulls if he sees a squirrel. That's one area where we're working on training lol

I would be totally unsurprised to find out there's some pit in there. He came from a shelter, and all the local shelters have tons of pits. His history before the shelter is a big question mark.

Some parrots can have very long lifespans. Like if you wait until you're 30 to get one, your bird might outlive you.

Depends on what I need to return to baseline.

• Need to cry to just get it out? Moon Song by Phoebe Bridgers
• Need to scream at everything? Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters
• Need to just piss and moan for fourteen minutes? Beach Life-in-Death by Car Seat Headrest
• Need to feel calm again? Literally the entirety of Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
• Need something to lift me up so I can wear a happy face? Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac

Just had one recently. They're not as good as I remember lol

To be fair, they never said it was a new computer, just a computer. The things were incredibly expensive at the time.

Brb bouta put some lemon in my milk.

And theeeeeeeen?

What did they expect?

The fuckin square will have the tiniest bit of motorcycle in it. Like 6 microns worth of clutch lever or some shit. And it's a total coin flip as to whether the captcha considers that image the motorcycle.

Fuck motorcycles.

BOB! I LOVE IT!!

Also, my guy has a primordial pouch. It flops left and right when he walks. Very funny. Not fat, just at the upper end of a healthy weight.

nostalgia

I was considering a Scion FR-S, but the vraaaa-AAAAAAAAAA sound that VTEC Hondas make is such stupid fun.

But if I had the money, a new BRZ would be cool as hell.

My wife bought me the matchbox car as a "just because" gift about this time last year. It wasn't even 3 months later I got the full-size model. So now I keep the matchbox in my car. I'll put it on the cluster like this when I go to my local cars and coffee as a little easter egg for anyone who looks inside.

She stuffed a few others in my Christmas stocking. I love them. I'd love to have the real things, but I don't exactly have the warehouse to store or the salary to insure them all lol

I just keep it in the glove compartment unless I take it to cars and coffee. Then I'll put it on the instrument cluster.

My small town's mascot was the Tigers. The next town to the north? Tigers. The town west of us? Their school shut down in 1997, but they were Tigers, too. The town south? Panthers. There is a town in the next county north that also is the Panthers.

Lots of big cats. No Cougars/Pumas/Mountain Lions, despite the fact that they're totally a native species. There was one town whose mascot was the Bobcats.

Mint and Kubuntu are great for newbies. Ubuntu is also great, but the community hates Ubuntu these days so be ready to get replies criticizing Ubuntu or your choice to use it. It still makes a lot of shit really easy.

Boiling is a cooling process.