Because a fat milf with body hair is lovely

What year and country am I in?

Russia, 1917.

Unfortunately that doesn’t narrow down much except really telling you to get anywhere else asap

I’m so happy I lost weight with vegetarianism. Only negative side effects were from the increase in fiber

And neither has xitter

Our justice system doesn’t have access to anti aircraft guns yet so we can’t do them with the fanfare y’all have

May the ayatollah suffer as he dies and any gods witnessing his death remind him of the pain he brought to the women of his country.

I stand with the people of Iran suffering under the boot of their evil governance

Ok, but as someone who’s seen a fair bit of drag Napoleon Dynamite looks like the drag persona, not Taylor Swift.

I remember absinthe as delightful but I don’t remember it real well

He died of a common condition that afflicted world leaders at the time: pissing off anarchists

But that does spare them from the ravages of guacamole and nopales

Eating pussy may be her most redeemable quality. Well it would be if she weren’t so predatory about it

May he go the same way Alexander II did.

No, march but be aware and keep safe

Yeah I’ve got grocery stores near enough that I don’t even need cargo space on my bike. Which is good because I don’t have a place to put my bike in my apartment

Meine

Yeah no famous artist has ever felt the need to pain me ugly. Hell the most artistic depiction of me is a charcoal drawing by a guy who didn’t know we’d gone out for hookah a few times a few years prior. But regardless artists are only depicting her poorly because of how poorly she behaves.

This is America it’s your right and national duty to do so sometimes. Gods know I do it myself. Carry on

Sorry I kinda blacked out large chunks of it. I read it years ago and have learned more over the years (tbh idk if it was even finished when I read it). The control methods they use remain seared in my mind though. Fucking hell…

Oh Jesus fuck that’s so much worse than I’d heard before

I assume she flirted with a lady and then sprung her husband on her. That’s how most bisexual threesomes are arranged