I had a dream last night that I was a journalist trying to infiltrate a new aged cult based out of an abandoned community college in Idaho
So how long do you think it will take CHUDs to forget this spat they had with Elon over work visas and go back to simping for him?
Is there a better post-Christmas breakfast than cold pie you eat directly out of the fridge with you hand?
A bunch of short Scandinavian dudes broke into my house tonight and did all kinds of weird shit
Mario, I know you wanna show up your brother, but don't get any ideas...
Why did the employees at my local retail establishment personally decide to cause inflation???
My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"