People would pay for that? You can get that service for free everywhere!
The cult was clearly doing some "flirty fishing" shit cuz the second I showed up a bunch of hot women started flirting with me, but then they realized I was a journo and locked me in a moldy storage room.
But I was able to escape when the compound was attacked by a neo-Nazi biker gang the cult was beefing with.
Anyway I think the new anti-anxiety meds I'm on are making my dreams freakier. They're working great otherwise though.
Like what, 48 hours?
If there is a divine creator(s) I like to think they have a subtle, but also a bit cruel, sense of humor.
(Honestly it has yet to get old for me that there is a country named 
)
Honestly Canada is the weirdest one here. It's pretty easy to get Amerikkkans on board for a war against scary brown people a thousand miles away, especially if they worship a different religion or are commies. But... invading a nation right next door filled with predominantly English speaking, predominantly Christian, whites who have a long history of cultural intermingling with the US? I really think that's gonna be a hard sell.
I think MAGA is just overestimating how many Canadian CHUDs are pro-annexation.
Okay actually this may be a good contender for cold pie, I concede that
The answer is no.
One was licking all my spoons, another stole all my sausages, and one KEEPS SLAMMING MY DOORS!
Wtf???
Idk if my mom got enough (also mildly geographically doxxing myself with craft beer selection)
I try avoid using that shit.
Do I just order the Lil' Prankster's Kit?
A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!
Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!
We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!
...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!
Was gonna say I know wedding can be expensive but damn
This looks like an SS officer who was captured in Argentina in the 80s
Yes! Cuz we all know the local managers control the pricing!
I keep yelling at them to reverse it but they keep refusing too! Why does the evil Kabal of stock boys making $15/hr keep doing this to me???
We've been calling Libs out so much for this, they just seem to be embracing it now. They openly admit half the shit they read is lies but they don't care.
Honestly what are you supposed to do at this point? I don't think there's an effective way to counter propaganda people KNOW is BS.
Wacky conspiracy theories make people who believe in more likely conspiracies look stupid.
Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" !deeper-sadness
"I don't even know what this thing does but it looks cool!"
