Would you still be a Marxist if Marx was a worm?

How tasty of a worm we talkin'?

Marx would never be a gusano, this hypothetical is contradictory

Let us consider the value of a bag of compost

yes ofc

No, worms cannot operate a pen

Marx would never be a gusano, how dare you?

Flat out no, are you serious?

I’d tell people I’m a Marxist and what would they say, that I take my political opinions from a fucking worm? Any semblance of credibility I have would be gone.

People would be like, ‘You think capitalism makes no sense because your little worm told you’ and everyone would laugh. Shit, I’d question everything, whether dialectical materialism is even valid…BECAUSE IT WAS PROPOSED BY A WORM

Wormarx

I don't know about a worm, but I think we would all be safer if Marx were a bear.

They call me Doctor Worm

Bless the maker and his water.

If he were a worm, he'd be a silk worm, as silk has similar usage to linen

Yes, if he was like one of the worms from the hit Worms video game franchise and dropped a Concrete Donkey on capitalism.

Unfortunately, this would have to replace the Internationale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RlZsE3o6E

YES

The Worm loves us. It will always love us, and thus it always has. It winds around the hot heart of our home star. It winds around every infinitesimal loop of genetic information. It provokes a shuddering series of cataclysms in the planetary crust of our home, but when our star grows cold, that cataclysm will warm us. We understand so much more. We will always be what we were going to be, wound tight in the love of the Worm.

WHAT WAS SHALL BE WHAT SHALL BE WAS

i am a worm

Ew no

he would be the cutest wor- no wait wrong card.

Yes

GROOVY!

Oh, worm?

It would make me reconsider dialectical materialism.

How would Marx write Capital if he was a worm?

I would be a marxist even if the man himself was a poor fuck with warts on his cock

Would you still be a Marxist if Marx did the worm? Like Scotty 2 hotty?