Would you still be a Marxist if Marx was from Ohio?

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He'd be even more of an alcoholic.

Isn't he? Seems odd that the most correct person who ever lived wasn't from Ohio m

Marx was spiritually Ohioan

no

As long as he's a wolverine we cool.

Fuck the buckeyes

It would be pretty skibidi but I think he'd still have enough Rizz to pull it off, sure.