Watch's your bad App name idea?
Watch's your bad App name idea?
I like Bopus, GooGoo, Stuppy...
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bean.is and its where you pay a communist to get in an extremely online communist debate for you
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People would pay for that? You can get that service for free everywhere!
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WAIT THATS WHAT THE ACTUAL DOMAIN NAME LEADS TO LMFAO
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I once had an idea for a dating app where you could just put a profile up and then set yourself to a unique mode where you would essentially automatically match with anyone who swiped right but also you couldn't scroll through profiles either.
My working name for the app was "Settle"
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"Settle", but it's Tinder Al-Quds
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This but just for people in former colonies, call it Settlr
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Pimbu and it's a gig worker app for people to solve math questions for you.
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Tübr, it's like Uber for potatoes
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Snippi™ is an AlwaysOn™ AIInside™ AssistanceApp™.
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I have this confirmation bias where every time I hear the name of a new app or service and think "that's so stupid who would choose a name like that for a product", 100% of the time it's massively successful, and i often end up using it.
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You forgot abt Quibi lol
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Quibi was a short-form streaming service that offered news and entertainment programs in 5- to 10-minute chunks
Damn, remember when we still had 5- to 10-minute attention spans? Really dating yourself with this reference here.
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Stuple - it claims to unlock your phone with a retinal scan, but it actually steals your location data to send you ads for beanis
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Rybör
its like Lyft, but for erotic dog food recipes.
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Poopr, peer-to-peer ai-driven poop solutions on the blockchain.
Twatter, an app where you can argue with obnoxious idiots.
Heilr, military recruitment, home surveillance and on-the-fly racial phrenology services
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I saw a name for some app the other day that is the nonsense word I use to remember my pin code.
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Kinda sounds like a social media platform devoted to shitposting
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Guglr, an AI which googles stuff for you
GooseGoose, an AI which searches stuff with DuckDuckGo instead
Brbr, a social media network for barbers
Glowr, Flurl, Blurl, Plomp, Plitch, Shplurrt, Flurm, Vloom, Sloorl, Gruwl, Grwlr, Gwrgl, Grlrrlglrcoughcoughwheeze
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Brbr, a social media network for barbers
I thought it was for Imazighen?
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when you're an indigenous north african hairdresser and you'll come back soon
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Mipple, Mepple, Suppie, Kero...
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I remember a psych professor h I had had to choose a pronounceable word with no linguistic value and she settled on "plinth". Very embarrassing.
Zumf probably means something already.
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Plinth does sound fake, though. If you were saying s nonsense sentence and threw in plinth, I'd forget it was a real word immediately.
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Luigi4Hire
CEO’bGONE
ASASIN8
BoopyScoopy
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Stabbr
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BlibbetyFlimbo. It's a SaaS solution for tracking HIPAA compliance violations.
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PLoiK: The app for remembering things you only have a vague recollection of
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Sneef, Blurgle, Bramp, Klorgr
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actually this sounds like a law firm
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Blobo, it's like Google street view but for sewers.
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x - the everything app
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Kribj (pronounced Steve) is Enterprise Solutions.
Specifically, one-button holodeck disgnosis and remote shell into Borg cubes.
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/kribʲ/ — proto-form
/kdibʲ/ — fortition
/ktibʲ/ — devoicing
/kʲtʲivʲ/ — lenition, palatalization
/stiv/ — assibilation, depalatalization
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Bingus, and it just shows you binguses ($20 per week)
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