Let my people go....BROTHER!
122 0 ReplyThat sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!
tears tunic in half
28 0 Replytears red sea in half
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My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
21 0 ReplyThe 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron's staff... iykyk
8 0 ReplyYahweh aka Jake the Snake!
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The Lord's chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!
14 0 ReplyPharaoh said, "ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I'm the cream of crop! And I'll raise to the top".
Edit: you have to read in macho man's voice.
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HELL YEAH BROTHER
57 0 ReplyDid Moses have a brother?
25 0 ReplyHahahahahaha you're a fucking genius friend
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This based on what?
24 0 ReplyHulkamania.
39 0 ReplyBrotherrr
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Old episodes of thunder in Paradise
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Moses clearly owned a liquor still
19 0 Replyand has Chinese doll hair
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Or maybe not brother
15 0 ReplyHulk Hogan from wish?
15 0 ReplyIt's actually from a failed cloning where the DNA from Hulk Hogan got mixed with Trevor Phillips from GTA V's
5 0 ReplyReminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
3 0 Reply"YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING MOTION SIBLING"
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Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.
14 0 ReplyToo much steroids and coke
3 1 ReplyA tale as old as time
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I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!
/rips off his shirt
14 0 ReplyIsn't that Noah?
5 0 ReplyYeah but I’m sure they reused assets.
9 0 ReplyOhhhh, riiiiiiight
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So science that it much be true
12 0 ReplyI think the Gandalf one is more on point:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-recreation-moses-hulk-hogan/
11 0 ReplyLet's say it was true: The hell did they recreate the model from anyway?
2 0 ReplyMozes's wrestling video's
I really liked his 7 plagues head lock finisher
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Lmao I love it
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My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.
10 0 ReplyMore like split the seas for the NWO rebellion
1 0 ReplyPassage?
1 1 ReplySomewhere in the book of McMahon
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It was Jesse Ventura all along!
8 0 ReplyLegit comment, the jaw isn't slack
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In other news Exteter University is holding it's 24th annual "Hulk Hogan RULES Day"...
7 0 ReplyParting the waters with a leg drop
6 0 ReplyBROTHER
5 0 ReplySo is his skin silver or is it because color hadn't been invented yet? Except for his hair (which is from the future?)?
4 0 ReplyHe’s one of those kooks who drank colloidal silver and developed argyria
Prob. big into Ron Paul and chiropractic
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Moses was Vesemir!
3 0 ReplyMacho man Let my mean Gene go
3 0 ReplyNow I get it: Thunder in PARADISE
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