I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.
81 0 Replyscreaming slide whistle noises
58 0 ReplyI’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
47 0 ReplyYou have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
30 1 ReplyWe've all got a urethra.
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I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
41 1 ReplyA bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
11 0 ReplyExtra splintery
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Pee
4 0 ReplyI usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
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Why?!?
28 0 ReplyIt's fresher this way.
21 0 ReplySo it doesn't stain or errode your teeth.
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Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
24 0 ReplyATACOOMS
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i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
22 0 Replythere used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
15 0 ReplyI just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
17 0 ReplyDid you use past tense because they sold out?
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There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
13 0 ReplyAre there actually?
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Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Not that I know anything about that.
11 0 Reply3 0 Replywoah, that's like advanced piss docking, I've only seen that in my animes. nice.
3 0 ReplyWell, that's enough internet for today.
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I think it is a masochism thing
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more of a trombone situation really
18 0 ReplyStop that
16 0 ReplyThanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
14 0 ReplyIs this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
21 0 ReplyI eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
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You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
12 0 ReplyWhere do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
10 0 ReplyThe numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
10 1 ReplyLife is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.
7 0 ReplyI can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
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It doesn't require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
6 0 ReplyUrethra, I have found it!
5 0 ReplyYo Bro, Nah.
5 0 Replyrelatable
4 0 ReplyLol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
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The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it's like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
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-Kramer
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1 0 ReplyOnce you develop calluses it gets good
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