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We may clown on him a lot but it's genuinely quite dystopian how much power Elon Musk has.
  • I dunno. I would have no interest in watching such a thing.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • This thread has been so weird for me because apparently something I've always done without ever giving any thought to is weird to people. I don't give a fuck. It's all in jest, anyways.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • Come on dude. Don't tell me you've never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • No it doesn't. Milk can stay cold for ages. Like I would have any meal gone within 10 minutes.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • They weren't biologically made to drink alcohol or eat big macs their whole lives either yet here you are.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • 😟 it's only a drink.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • Me? I can't understand why this is such a weird thing to you people.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • I just like having milk with every meal. I don't like water and having dinner with a fizzy drink is just wrong.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • I mean, I just annoyed that milk isn't even an option in a lot of restaurants. It's something so basic, like.

  • New Drake Diss just dropped
  • Why are you pooping on the dog

  • New Drake Diss just dropped
  • Thanks for that mental imagery Jordan

  • In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
  • Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn't also listen to Boris

  • In this house we share the bananas
  • When I woke up today I never would if guessed that today is the day I would wind up accidentally learning that monkey prostitutes are a thing.

  • I'm taking this Breaking Bad role-playing to strange new places
  • Walter san. I twidles fingers nervously d..don't want go cook. I say in a meak drawn out whimper while staring down at my shoes in fear

  • I've been getting very alarming text messages lately.
  • I did break my streak in Greek lessons today....so do you think Duolingo has hired Alvin and the Chipmunks to kill me?! 😧

  • Congrats to all 2024 college graduates!
  • This meme is inaccurate. The college grad wouldn't be in the office with them because they already promised the CEOs son the job.

  • Also, don't knock
  • Can I be notorious Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie? I figured that since this is role-play that we could be imaginative and add new characters

  • A literal depiction of how capitalism invades all aspects of life
  • The amount the Italian government makes in taxes should EASILY cover any restoration. I think the correct term you are looking for is economic mismanagement.

  • As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547
  • He is owning the libs by drinking milk. Don't you know how leftists are trying to get milk banned? As a leftist this post made me so angry that spontaneously combusted and now I am dead/s